| . | Jul 12th, 2009, 11:01 pm | #1 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: First-year students at Texas A & M's Vet school were attending their first Anatomy class, with a dead pig. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a White sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, 'In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a Doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the Animal body'. For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, touched his finger in the mouth of the dead pig, withdrew it and put his Finger in his mouth. 'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns putting their finger in the mouth of the dead pig and tasted in their mouth. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, 'The Second most important quality is observation. I touched with my middle Finger and tasted on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention... Moral of the story: Life is tough, but it's a lot tougher when you are Stupid...... ... | PS: move to laugh & humor if that seems appropriate. | | Last edited by Blonde Baji; Jul 12th, 2009 at 11:08 pm. | Jul 13th, 2009, 09:39 pm | #2 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Feb 12th, 2009 - 07:11 pm Posts: 352 | Quote: | Life is tough, but it's a lot tougher when you are Stupid...... ... | i disagree wid that line i think it should be Life is tough, but it's a lot tougher when your luck is not working or you are unlucky ...... ... | | "It is better to die with memories than to live with only dreams." "Sometimes love is for a moment, sometimes love is for a lifetime. Sometimes a moment is a lifetime." | Jul 17th, 2009, 06:32 pm | #3 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Got it. | | | Jul 17th, 2009, 08:54 pm | #4 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | hehe... but i am smarted..!! I was sitting at my computer watching the podcast of the professor doing this while teaching the class. Smart.!! apun bahur smart..! | | It's hard to find a friend who's...... 100% Funky, 100% Generous, 100% Loving,100% Talented, & 100% Sweet so...... don't lose me, okay! | Jul 17th, 2009, 08:59 pm | #5 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 | Professor didn't remember... he did put his middle finger in his mouth | | oyiii .....Adding YOGURT in my CAKE..... The Official Peon of PakFuse - Lafanter is my Assistant | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes | Linear Mode | Posting Rules | You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts HTML code is Off | | | All times are GMT. The time now is 08:17 pm. | |