^^ Bhoot was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife Sara was really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning Bechara Bhoot got up early and left for work. When Sara woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, Sara put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bhoot has been missing since Friday.