| . | May 9th, 2009, 04:21 pm | #1 (permalink) | | ~ Khavab ki Surat ~ Winner: Best Profile Competition, May 2009 Join Date: Jan 19th, 2009 - 06:08 am Posts: 1,416 | Dad: Beta Is Bar Exam Main Tujhe 90% Lane Hyn. Kuch bhi kar Ke. Son: Nahi Dad, Me Tou Is Bar 100% Launga! Dad: Q Mazaq Kar Raha Hai? Son: Shruu Kis Ne Kia? ----------- Miss says to a nursery student "Count from 1 to 10 i will give u a kiss" Little kid replied: "Miss,i will count from 1 to 1000, lets go on date" ............. Sardar petrol pump pe gya, wahan usne aik board pe likha dekha ‘Dont Use mobile here’ Sardar G ny mobile nikala or har dost ko phone kar k kaha ‘Dont Call Me Now ------------ Interviewer: "just imagine you are on 3rd floor it caught fire what you will do " sardar: "its simple i will stop imagineing" | | | May 9th, 2009, 04:23 pm | #2 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | | | | May 9th, 2009, 04:23 pm | #3 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 12:28 pm Location: hum to be-ghar hain Posts: 955 | hummm | | | May 9th, 2009, 04:25 pm | #4 (permalink) | | ~ Khavab ki Surat ~ Winner: Best Profile Competition, May 2009 Join Date: Jan 19th, 2009 - 06:08 am Posts: 1,416 | ^hummm 2 | | | May 9th, 2009, 04:31 pm | #5 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 12:28 pm Location: hum to be-ghar hain Posts: 955 | hummm | | | May 9th, 2009, 04:32 pm | #6 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | | | | May 9th, 2009, 05:39 pm | #7 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by *Masoom Muskaan* ............. Sardar petrol pump pe gya, wahan usne aik board pe likha dekha ‘Dont Use mobile here’ Sardar G ny mobile nikala or har dost ko phone kar k kaha ‘Dont Call Me Now | (PS: Reading copy paste is so much easier  ) | | | May 9th, 2009, 06:36 pm | #8 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | (PS: Reading copy paste is so much easier ) | rotfl !!! Sooooo Trruuuueeee !!! | | | May 9th, 2009, 07:31 pm | #9 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 | Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai (PS: Reading copy paste is so much easier  ) |  ..... and you don't even visit cafe | | oyiii .....Adding YOGURT in my CAKE..... The Official Peon of PakFuse - Lafanter is my Assistant | May 9th, 2009, 10:06 pm | #10 (permalink) | | Professor Chaos ! Join Date: Jan 18th, 2009 - 10:07 pm Location: aaasshtraalia Posts: 1,395 | | | Hum kiss gali ja rahey hain, apna koi thikana nahy The Official Assistant Peon of PakFuse | May 10th, 2009, 07:05 pm | #11 (permalink) | | ~ Khavab ki Surat ~ Winner: Best Profile Competition, May 2009 Join Date: Jan 19th, 2009 - 06:08 am Posts: 1,416 | Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai (PS: Reading copy paste is so much easier  ) | | | | May 10th, 2009, 08:17 pm | #12 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | ^ lol ! | | | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes | Linear Mode | Posting Rules | You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts HTML code is Off | | | All times are GMT. The time now is 04:19 pm. | |