| . |   May 9th, 2009, 04:11 pm | #1 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Murphy and his wife went for a stroll in the park. They sit down on a bench to rest for awhile. Soon they overhear voices coming from a secluded spot nearby. Suddenly, Mrs. Murphy realizes that a young man is about to propose. Not wanting to be eavesdropping during such an intimate moment, she gently nudges her husband and whispers, "Whistle, to let that young couple know that someone can hear them." To which Murphy replies, "Whistle? Why should I whistle? Nobody whistled to warn me!"  |  |  | | May 9th, 2009, 04:14 pm | #2 (permalink) | | ~ Khavab ki Surat ~
Winner: Best Profile Competition, May 2009 Join Date: Jan 19th, 2009 - 06:08 am Posts: 1,416 |  khod he hans rehe ho | | | | | May 9th, 2009, 04:18 pm | #3 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | u bhi hans sakti ho | | | | | May 9th, 2009, 04:19 pm | #4 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 12:28 pm Location: hum to be-ghar hain Posts: 955 | | | | | | May 9th, 2009, 04:26 pm | #5 (permalink) | | ~ Khavab ki Surat ~
Winner: Best Profile Competition, May 2009 Join Date: Jan 19th, 2009 - 06:08 am Posts: 1,416 | Quote: Originally Posted by sara  u bhi hans sakti ho | acha  | | | | | May 9th, 2009, 04:29 pm | #6 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by *Masoom Muskaan* acha | hasne ko kaha tha,rone ko nahin  | | | | | May 9th, 2009, 05:38 pm | #7 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by sara Murphy and his wife went for a stroll in the park. They sit down on a bench to rest for awhile. Soon they overhear voices coming from a secluded spot nearby. Suddenly, Mrs. Murphy realizes that a young man is about to propose. Not wanting to be eavesdropping during such an intimate moment, she gently nudges her husband and whispers, "Whistle, to let that young couple know that someone can hear them." To which Murphy replies, "Whistle? Why should I whistle? Nobody whistled to warn me!" | | | | | | May 11th, 2009, 02:40 am | #8 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | To which Murphy replies, "Whistle? Why should I whistle? Nobody whistled to warn me!" | Why do men always think they are the victims in marriage ;honh; phir shaadi he kyon kertey hain ;double snoota; | | | | | May 11th, 2009, 03:12 am | #9 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji Why do men always think they are the victims in marriage ;honh;
phir shaadi he kyon kertey hain ;double snoota; | Do you women ever go in the kitchen after marriage? Shaadi sey pehley sub kuch banaana seekh leti hain, shaadi kay baad sub kuch baahir sey khaana hota hai. | | | | | May 11th, 2009, 06:04 am | #10 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel
May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 | ^ Baji Blonde & Dhobi_bhai, both of you have a lot of sad life experiences, it seems  | | |
oyiii .....Adding YOGURT in my CAKE..... The Official Peon of PakFuse - Lafanter is my Assistant | | May 11th, 2009, 06:15 am | #11 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by Amabel ^ Baji Blonde & Dhobi_bhai, both of you have a lot of sad life experiences, it seems | Yes, BB surely seems to have many !  Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai Do you women ever go in the kitchen after marriage?
Shaadi sey pehley sub kuch banaana seekh leti hain, shaadi kay baad sub kuch baahir sey khaana hota hai. | Yes, we women do go in the kitchen after marriage | | | | | May 11th, 2009, 07:19 am | #12 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | Shaadi sey pehley sub kuch banaana seekh leti hain, shaadi kay baad sub kuch baahir sey khaana hota hai. | to see ke baahir ke khaaney mei aur ghar ke khaanye mei kya fark hoota hai !!! & so that the husband appreciates ghar ka khaana & does not treat it as "ghar ke murgi daal baraabar" ;snoota; Quote: | ^ Baji Blonde & Dhobi_bhai, both of you have a lot of sad life experiences, it seems | Quote: | Yes, BB surely seems to have many ! | jee nahi !!! hum dosroon ke expereinces ko dekh ke booltey hain ;grin; | | | | | May 11th, 2009, 08:45 am | #13 (permalink) | | Aaeen-e-Nau say darnaa, tarz-e-Koh'n paY aRnaa
Manzil yehi KaThi'n hai, qoumoN kee zindagi maiN Join Date: Dec 31st, 1969 - 11:00 pm Posts: 1,572 | Quote: Originally Posted by sara Murphy and his wife went for a stroll in the park. They sit down on a bench to rest for awhile. Soon they overhear voices coming from a secluded spot nearby. Suddenly, Mrs. Murphy realizes that a young man is about to propose. Not wanting to be eavesdropping during such an intimate moment, she gently nudges her husband and whispers, "Whistle, to let that young couple know that someone can hear them." To which Murphy replies, "Whistle? Why should I whistle? Nobody whistled to warn me!" | Poor him  | | |
ShaheeN Kaa JahaaN aur! :-)
PakFuse was NOT created in a single day. | | May 11th, 2009, 03:57 pm | #14 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | **screaming at teh park** Chaiwala Chaiwala..!! do not let an oppurtunity go to waste..!  | | |
It's hard to find a friend who's......
100% Funky, 100% Generous, 100% Loving,100% Talented, & 100% Sweet so...... don't lose me, okay! | | May 11th, 2009, 08:59 pm | #15 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by sara Yes, we women do go in the kitchen after marriage | Revisiting romantic food thread. Quote: Originally Posted by Amabel ^ Baji Blonde & Dhobi_bhai, both of you have a lot of sad life experiences, it seems | What's happening, A.B.?  Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji to see ke baahir ke khaaney mei aur ghar ke khaanye mei kya fark hoota hai !!!
& so that the husband appreciates ghar ka khaana & does not treat it as "ghar ke murgi daal baraabar"
;snoota; | That's why "the husband" has to eat outside. Aapki kaali daalein ghar ki murgiyoun ki khoraak hain. Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji jee nahi !!! hum dosroon ke expereinces ko dekh ke booltey hain ;grin; | Laugh and Humor mein sub blonde jokes aapkay experiences ki nishaaniyaan hain. | | | | | May 11th, 2009, 10:57 pm | #16 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: Originally Posted by ChaiWala **screaming at teh park**
Chaiwala Chaiwala..!!
do not let an oppurtunity go to waste..! | ;smack; jahaan deykho chaiwaley pohonch jaatey hain ;bummer;ab bhala park me bhi koe chai peeta hai jo park mei pahonch gaye!!! Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai
That's why "the husband" has to eat outside. Aapki kaali daalein ghar ki murgiyoun ki khoraak hain.
| theek hai kumseykum murghiyan he khaa lain !!! husband ko jahaan khaana hai khaa lain..mera kya jaata hai ;snoota; aik din laut ke aana toh yaheen hai na !!! Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai Laugh and Humor mein sub blonde jokes aapkay experiences ki nishaaniyaan hain. | jee jee bilkul jaisey forum ke saarey banta singh ke experiences aapkey experiences ki nishaaniyaan hain !!! | | | | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes |  Linear Mode |  Posting Rules | You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts
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