| . | May 7th, 2009, 01:39 pm | #1 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | An 80-year-old couple was having problems remembering things so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them. When they arrived at the doctor's, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory. After checking the couple out, the doctor tells them that they were physically okay but might want to start writing things down and make notes to help them remember things. The couple thanked the doctor and left. Later that night while watching TV, the old man got up from his chair and his wife asks, "Where are you going?" He replies, "To the kitchen." She asks, "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?" He replies, "Sure." She then asks him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" He says, "No, I can remember that." She then says, "Well I also would like some strawberries on top. You had better write that down cause I know you'll forget that." He says, "I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries." She replies, "Well I also would like whip cream on top. I know you will forget that so you better write it down." With irritation in his voice, he says, "I don't need to write that down I can remember that." He then fumes into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes he returns from the kitchen and hands her a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment and says, "You forgot my toast." | | | May 7th, 2009, 02:03 pm | #2 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ;bummer; I hope humara aisa haal na ho burhaapey mai !!! | | | May 7th, 2009, 02:55 pm | #3 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | becharay... 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The Official Peon of PakFuse - Lafanter is my Assistant | May 8th, 2009, 12:31 pm | #6 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | BB- badaam khaya karo phir.. | kisi ne diye he nahi ;sigh; aaj kul mujhey lagta hai meri memory bhi iss joke ke tarah hoo gaye hai ;bummer; | | | May 8th, 2009, 02:49 pm | #7 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | ^^ yeah me too.. chalo.. dono mil keh badaan khaingay.. aur phir dono ki memory speedup hogee..!! phir takar maraingay aur dekhaingay kiss ki memory strong hai..!! | | | May 8th, 2009, 02:56 pm | #8 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | takkar maarney kel iye mujhey multivitamins bhi khaaney paraingey ;bummer; | | | May 8th, 2009, 03:45 pm | #9 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | how about iron supplements..!? mere mamoo ki shop hai.. multivitamins, iron supplements, and other health medications.. cab milta hai. | | | May 8th, 2009, 04:40 pm | #10 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | nai !!! mujhey sirf multivitamins chahiye !!! woh bhi woh waali jisspey aik chote larki aur uske chotey bhai ke tasveer hote hai ;grin; | | | May 8th, 2009, 05:26 pm | #11 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 12:28 pm Location: hum to be-ghar hain Posts: 955 | chaiwala oor Baji donu bhool gay keh badaam khanay the | | | May 8th, 2009, 05:38 pm | #12 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji nai !!! mujhey sirf multivitamins chahiye !!! woh bhi woh waali jisspey aik chote larki aur uske chotey bhai ke tasveer hote hai ;grin; | Woh Flintstones wali..?  hmm.. bohot majjay ki hoti haain.. Quote: Originally Posted by Azad chaiwala oor Baji donu bhool gay keh badaam khanay the  | lol woh yaad rakhnay keh liye memory bhool gaye naa aap nay khaaye hain? | | | May 8th, 2009, 10:31 pm | #13 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: Originally Posted by Azad chaiwala oor Baji donu bhool gay keh badaam khanay the | kisi ney badaam laa ke diye he nahi ;bummer; abbu ne bhi kaha ke kul laAingey ;sighs; Quote: Originally Posted by ChaiWala Woh Flintstones wali..? | nahi !!! mai aapkey bachpan waaley multi vitamins ke thore baat ker rahi thee !!! those are outdated now ;hehe; mai apney bachpun ke multi vitamins ke baat ker rahi hoon !!! | | | May 9th, 2009, 03:03 pm | #14 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | why did " Azad " come in red colour in the above qoute? | | | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes | Linear Mode | Posting Rules | You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts HTML code is Off | | | All times are GMT. 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