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Old May 4th, 2009, 06:16 pm   #1 (permalink)
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A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands money. Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks,' Did you see me rob this bank?'The

man replied, 'Yes sir, I did.'

The robber then shot him and killed him instantly. He
then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man,
'Did you see me rob this bank?'
The man replied, 'No sir, I didn't, but my wife did for sure!'
When an opportunity knocks on your door, then why wait..!


BTW thats not my wife..!! may to abhi kunwara houn
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Old May 5th, 2009, 04:55 am   #2 (permalink)
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No witness left by Sara.

ChaiWala Bhai, let's make this a double opportunity.





Whoops, I just read the last line. Me too, me too.
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Old May 5th, 2009, 05:11 am   #3 (permalink)
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heyn !!!
last line mei chaiwala is not happy & you are happy & dancing ;hmm;
daal mei kuch toh kaala hai !!!
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Old May 5th, 2009, 05:23 am   #4 (permalink)
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heyn !!!
last line mei chaiwala is not happy & you are happy & dancing ;hmm;
daal mei kuch toh kaala hai !!!
Laugh & Humor mein daakhil honay sey pehley apni (kaali) daalein baahir rakh diya karein.
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uhhh !!!
You write such things in such a professional sort of a way !!!!
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Old May 5th, 2009, 05:43 am   #6 (permalink)
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No witness left by Sara.

ChaiWala Bhai, let's make this a double opportunity.





Whoops, I just read the last line. Me too, me too.
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heyn !!!
last line mei chaiwala is not happy & you are happy & dancing ;hmm;
daal mei kuch toh kaala hai !!!
Yes, right ! Why are you so happy about it DB ?
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unhoney toh baat ko bari safai sey dodge ker diya hai !!!
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Dhobi_Bhai mele ko to ab pata chala, yeh idea to use ho chuka hai.. ab saray shohar hoshyaar ho jao.. biwiyoun ko pata chal chuka hai..

par may to abhi kunwara houn.
DhobiBhai ki tarha bechara houn
economic crisis ka maara houn
magar phir bhi, bohot pyaara houn x200

Sunehri Aapi aap daal pakanay ki maahir lagtee hain ji..

Sara ladies har khushi keh moqay par ladaaas ko tang zaroor kartee hain.. ab DB naach rahay hain, frree may show dekho naa.. guthliyan kyun ginn rahe ho..!
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