| . | May 3rd, 2009, 08:24 pm | #1 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: A duke is hunting in a forest with his men-at-arms and servants when he comes upon a tree. Archery targets are painted all over it, and smack in the middle of each is an arrow. Who is this incredibly fine archer? cries the duke. I must find him. After continuing through the forest for a few miles, he comes across a small boy carrying a bow and arrow. Eventually the boy admits that it was he who shot the arrows plumb in the center of all the targets. You didn't just walk up to the targets and hammer the arrows into the middle, did you? asks the duke worriedly. No my lord. I shot them from 100 paces. I swear it by all that I hold holy. That is truly astonishing," says the duke. I hereby admit you into my service. But I must ask one favor in return. You must tell me how you came to be such an outstanding shot. Well, said the boy, first I fire the arrow at the tree, and then I paint the target around it. | .. | | | May 3rd, 2009, 10:55 pm | #2 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | First I fire the thread at the Trash Forum, and then I paint the blonde around it. | | | May 3rd, 2009, 11:10 pm | #3 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | try painting the blonde toh mai maan jaaon ;chirhayaing; | | | May 3rd, 2009, 11:15 pm | #4 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by dewdrops try painting the blonde toh mai maan jaaon ;chirhayaing; | Impossible to paint. A blonde is natural. | | | May 3rd, 2009, 11:25 pm | #5 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | bahaaney baazi !!!!! | | | May 4th, 2009, 08:12 am | #6 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai First I fire the thread at the Trash Forum, and then I paint the blonde around it. | Iam with you ! | | | May 5th, 2009, 05:16 am | #7 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | oye hello !!! Sara ye sub kya hai ;naraz; DB aapko kya dey rahey hain ye sub kehney ka ;evil look; | | | May 5th, 2009, 05:56 am | #8 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | | | | May 5th, 2009, 06:00 am | #9 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ^ raises eyebrow !!! | | | May 5th, 2009, 06:05 am | #10 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | ^ kya hua ? don't raise your eyebrow this much ! | | | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes | Linear Mode | Posting Rules | You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts HTML code is Off | | | All times are GMT. The time now is 03:53 pm. | |