| . |   May 3rd, 2009, 03:41 pm | #1 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | "Cash, check or charge?" the cashier asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, he noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" he asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."  |  |  | | May 3rd, 2009, 08:11 pm | #2 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ;smack;
I used to fight with my siblings for the remote jub ammi abbu shopping ke liye chaley jaatey thay ;blush;
magar tub mai chotee thee !!! | | | | | May 3rd, 2009, 10:52 pm | #3 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 |  Don't get any ideas Sara.  Quote: Originally Posted by dewdrops  magar tub mai chotee thee !!! | Good memory from 45-50 years ago.  | | | | | May 3rd, 2009, 11:14 pm | #4 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ^ ;smack; mai aapki nahi apni baat ker rahi thee !!!
BTW 50 yrs ago TV tha kya?? | | | | | May 4th, 2009, 05:54 am | #5 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai Don't get any ideas Sara. | Vaise, idea in the joke isn't bad.I shall use it someday !  | | | | | May 5th, 2009, 04:45 am | #6 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by sara Vaise, idea in the joke isn't bad.I shall use it someday ! | Waqee? I mean, don't you think the motorcycle crash is enough to ruin bechara's life? Do you have to take away the remote too?  | | | | | May 5th, 2009, 05:14 am | #7 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ;sigh; aapney crash yaad dila diya ;sighs again; | | | | | May 5th, 2009, 05:19 am | #8 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji ;sigh; aapney crash yaad dila diya ;sighs again; | There goes your back-up plan. At least one of the people involved in the crash remembers it. The unfortunate ones are not with us. | | | | | May 5th, 2009, 05:42 am | #9 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | The unfortunate ones are not with us. | ;sigh; aik din hoo jaingey woh bhi saath mei ;grin; | | | | | May 5th, 2009, 05:55 am | #10 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai Waqee? I mean, don't you think the motorcycle crash is enough to ruin bechara's life? Do you have to take away the remote too? | Haan waqee ! No, I won't let him to be the victim of the motorcycle crash ! | | | | | May 5th, 2009, 06:03 am | #11 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | haan !!!
crashes toh sirf merey liye hai na ;honh; | | | | | May 5th, 2009, 06:38 am | #12 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Aapke liye nahin, aapke "woh" keliye ! | | | | | May 5th, 2009, 06:46 am | #13 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | baat toh aik he hue na !!!
unko lagay ya mujhko..dard toh dono ko he hoona hai na ;bummer; | | | | | May 5th, 2009, 06:49 am | #14 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Haaye Allah ! | | | | | May 5th, 2009, 06:56 am | #15 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ;blush; | | | | | May 5th, 2009, 09:01 pm | #16 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by sara Haan waqee ! No, I won't let him to be the victim of the motorcycle crash ! | "him"  *gasp* Tell tell, Sara. | | | | | May 5th, 2009, 09:31 pm | #17 (permalink) | | Professor Chaos ! Join Date: Jan 18th, 2009 - 10:07 pm Location: aaasshtraalia Posts: 1,395 | | | |
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| | May 6th, 2009, 04:10 pm | #18 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai "him" *gasp* Tell tell, Sara. | | | | | | May 6th, 2009, 05:55 pm | #19 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 |  Mere paas bhi remote hai.... and i keep one as a backup too..!  | | |
It's hard to find a friend who's......
100% Funky, 100% Generous, 100% Loving,100% Talented, & 100% Sweet so...... don't lose me, okay! | | May 6th, 2009, 06:39 pm | #20 (permalink) | | Aaeen-e-Nau say darnaa, tarz-e-Koh'n paY aRnaa
Manzil yehi KaThi'n hai, qoumoN kee zindagi maiN Join Date: Dec 31st, 1969 - 11:00 pm Posts: 1,572 | think about a joke that man will do to woman now  | | |
ShaheeN Kaa JahaaN aur! :-)
PakFuse was NOT created in a single day. | | May 11th, 2009, 02:55 am | #21 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai "him" *gasp*
Tell tell, Sara. | you htink she will tell you !!! ;snoota; woh toh sirf mujhey batayegi ;grin; Quote: Originally Posted by ChaiWala
Mere paas bhi remote hai.... and i keep one as a backup too..!
| lol @ backup..magar aap toh kunwaarey thay ;raises eyebrow; Quote: Originally Posted by AQ
think about a joke that man will do to woman now | woh beycharey soochtey he reh jaatey hain !!! | | | | | May 11th, 2009, 03:17 am | #22 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji woh toh sirf mujhey batayegi ;grin; |  Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji lol @ backup..magar aap toh kunwaarey thay ;raises eyebrow; | Woh kunwaara bhi ChaiWalay Bhai ka 'backup' hai. | | | | | May 11th, 2009, 03:55 pm | #23 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji you htink she will tell you !!! ;snoota; woh toh sirf mujhey batayegi ;grin;
lol @ backup..magar aap toh kunwaarey thay ;raises eyebrow;
woh beycharey soochtey he reh jaatey hain !!! | kunwara houn.. but i learn from other peopl's experience naa..!  pehlay say saray raste band karoun naa.. takeh "woh" hum ko kuch keh hi na sakay | | | | | May 11th, 2009, 10:33 pm | #24 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ^ phir aisi toh milney nahi waali !!!
saare umar kunwaara he rehna pareyga !!! | | | | | May 12th, 2009, 03:01 pm | #25 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | ooho .. kahi na kahi woh kharay ya baithay mera intezaar kar rahee ho gee...  Gujju ki maa, may aaraha hooooounnn..!!  | | | | | May 12th, 2009, 03:05 pm | #26 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | gujju !!!
lol !!!
ab toh waqai koe nahi milney waali !!! | | | | | May 12th, 2009, 03:08 pm | #27 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | tussi waito.. waisay apun aik ki baat nahee kar rela eh.. woh shair suna hai.. Is duniyan may aayay ho to karo koi aisa kaam
har gali say aawaz aayay, aabaa jaan aaba jaan..!
| | | | | May 12th, 2009, 03:12 pm | #28 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ;faints; | | | | | May 13th, 2009, 05:47 am | #29 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | ^ | | | | | May 13th, 2009, 08:01 am | #30 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel
May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 | Quote: Originally Posted by ChaiWala tussi waito.. waisay apun aik ki baat nahee kar rela eh.. woh shair suna hai.. Is duniyan may aayay ho to karo koi aisa kaam har gali say aawaz aayay, aabaa jaan aaba jaan..! |  waisay Maamoo Jaan, Maamoo Jaan tu mai ney sunaa howa hai  | | |
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