| . |   May 2nd, 2009, 10:37 pm | #1 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.
"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked. "Why, that's the talking clock" the man replied. "How does it work?" "Watch", the man said, giving it an ear-shattering pound with a hammer.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "For heavens sake, you wanker, it's 2am in the morning!!" | .. |  |  | | May 3rd, 2009, 05:49 am | #2 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | | | | | | May 3rd, 2009, 06:06 am | #3 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | | | | | | May 3rd, 2009, 07:28 am | #4 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel
May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 | I'd like to own something like this  | | |
oyiii .....Adding YOGURT in my CAKE..... The Official Peon of PakFuse - Lafanter is my Assistant | | May 3rd, 2009, 08:37 am | #5 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ^mai bhijwa doon kya? ;aq;
sara ab aisa sara hua mounh kyon bana rahi ho?!
DB burhaape mei itna loot poot hoo ke hansaingey toh thak jaaingey !!! | | | | | May 3rd, 2009, 08:57 am | #6 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel
May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 | Quote: Originally Posted by dewdrops  ^mai bhijwa doon kya? ;aq; | then what'd you use  | | | | | May 3rd, 2009, 01:29 pm | #7 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by dewdrops
DB burhaape mei itna loot poot hoo ke hansaingey toh thak jaaingey !!! | lol !  | | | | | May 3rd, 2009, 02:21 pm | #8 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ^ ;winkey; Quote: Originally Posted by Amabel then what'd you use | meyre paas uska bhi intezaam hai ;winkey; | | | | | May 3rd, 2009, 02:24 pm | #9 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Sab intezaam ker ke rakhein hain aap ney ?  | | | | | May 3rd, 2009, 02:35 pm | #10 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | aur nai toh kya !!!
I have many back-up plans ;grin; | | | | | May 3rd, 2009, 02:39 pm | #11 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Yes, I know that !  | | | | | May 3rd, 2009, 10:40 pm | #12 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by dewdrops DB burhaape mei itna loot poot hoo ke hansaingey toh thak jaaingey !!! | Make me a sandwich, I am exhausted. Quote: Originally Posted by dewdrops I have many back-up plans ;grin; | Tauba Ilaahi. Quote: Originally Posted by sara lol ! | Bus bus.  Sara | | | | | May 3rd, 2009, 11:10 pm | #13 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | Make me a sandwich, I am exhausted. | itni faarigh nahi !!! back up plans mei kya burai hai ;snoota; | | | | | May 4th, 2009, 06:01 am | #14 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai Bus bus. Sara | Kya hua ? Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji
back up plans mei kya burai hai ;snoota; | Poor he !  | | | | | May 5th, 2009, 05:17 am | #15 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ;smack;
merey saath bhi koe humdardi jataaye ;honh; | | | | | May 5th, 2009, 05:21 am | #16 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by sara Poor he ! | Multiple "he's". There you go, that's better.  (Get ready for "oye hello !!!") | | |
Last edited by dhobi_bhai; May 5th, 2009 at 05:27 am. | | May 5th, 2009, 05:47 am | #17 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji ;smack;
merey saath bhi koe humdardi jataaye ;honh; | I think we'll have to have sympathy with your "woh" ! I hope i won't get killed ! | | | | | May 5th, 2009, 06:01 am | #18 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai
(Get ready for "oye hello !!!")
| koe toh pehchanta hai !!! Quote: Originally Posted by sara I think we'll have to have sympathy with your "woh" !
| ;daghabaaz friends ;snoota; Quote: Originally Posted by sara
I hope i won't get killed ! | nahi !!! Not until my friends send me that E90 jisska mei beysabri se intezaar farma rahi hoon !!! | | | | | May 5th, 2009, 08:55 pm | #19 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by sara I think we'll have to have sympathy with your "woh" ! I hope i won't get killed ! | Koi aisi waisi sympathy......sympathy ki poori baalti hai unkay saath bhai. Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji koe toh pehchanta hai !!! | Pehchaantay hain. E-90 sey bhi hamari jaan pehchaan karwa dein. | | | | | May 5th, 2009, 09:22 pm | #20 (permalink) | | Professor Chaos ! Join Date: Jan 18th, 2009 - 10:07 pm Location: aaasshtraalia Posts: 1,395 | | | |
Hum kiss gali ja rahey hain, apna koi thikana nahy
The Official Assistant Peon of PakFuse
| | May 6th, 2009, 08:58 pm | #21 (permalink) | | Aaeen-e-Nau say darnaa, tarz-e-Koh'n paY aRnaa
Manzil yehi KaThi'n hai, qoumoN kee zindagi maiN Join Date: Dec 31st, 1969 - 11:00 pm Posts: 1,572 | Quote: Originally Posted by sara | Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai | I agree! | | |
ShaheeN Kaa JahaaN aur! :-)
PakFuse was NOT created in a single day. | | May 6th, 2009, 10:06 pm | #22 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by AQ I agree! | I don't agree! | | | | | May 7th, 2009, 12:19 am | #23 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | Koi aisi waisi sympathy......sympathy ki poori baalti hai unkay saath bhai. | ;bummer; thore si idher bhi dey dain !!! Quote: | Pehchaantay hain. E-90 sey bhi hamari jaan pehchaan karwa dein. | ;bummer; jabhi meri toh pehchan hue nai E 90 sey aapki kya kerwaongee !!! *reminding DB to send the E-90* | | | | | May 7th, 2009, 01:43 am | #24 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | **DHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG**
**hits the Gong and walks out of the thread ** | | |
It's hard to find a friend who's......
100% Funky, 100% Generous, 100% Loving,100% Talented, & 100% Sweet so...... don't lose me, okay! | | May 7th, 2009, 05:59 am | #25 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji ;bummer;
thore si idher bhi dey dain !!!
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