| . |   May 2nd, 2009, 10:30 pm | #1 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: A man was in his front yard mowing grass, when his blonde neighbor, Judy, came out of her house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house.
A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mail box, and again opened it and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, YOU'VE GOT MAIL." | it says "judy" & Not DD !!! |  |  | | May 3rd, 2009, 05:51 am | #2 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | lol ! Quote: | it says "judy" & Not DD !!! | Doesn't matter ! We can replace Judy with DD !  | | | | | May 3rd, 2009, 06:07 am | #3 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by sara  Doesn't matter ! We can replace Judy with DD ! | I am right behind you.  | | | | | May 3rd, 2009, 02:25 pm | #4 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: Originally Posted by sara lol !
Doesn't matter ! We can replace Judy with DD ! | jahaan zaroorat hotee hai wahaan toh aap replace nahi kertee ;snoota; aur yahaan kerney chali hain ;naraz; Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai I am right behind you. | ;honh; ;singing; dost dost na raha ... | | | | | May 3rd, 2009, 02:35 pm | #5 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by dewdrops jahaan zaroorat hotee hai wahaan toh aap replace nahi kertee ;snoota; aur yahaan kerney chali hain ;naraz; | Maine kab aur kya replace nahin ki !  Quote: ;honh;
;singing;
dost dost na raha ... | Nice song DD !  | | | | | May 3rd, 2009, 02:38 pm | #6 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | Maine kab aur kya replace nahin ki ! | ;snoota; jahaan bhi mainey "she" ko "he" se replace kerney ko kaha aapney nai kiya !!! ;double snoota; ;smack; woh dil ke baat thee ;bummer; | | | | | May 3rd, 2009, 02:42 pm | #7 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by dewdrops ;snoota; jahaan bhi mainey "she" ko "he" se replace kerney ko kaha aapney nai kiya !!! ;double snoota; | Haan because we don't have any blond men here na ! Quote: | ;smack; woh dil ke baat thee ;bummer; | Awww !  | | | | | May 3rd, 2009, 02:44 pm | #8 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | toh kya..kisi ko apna bakra bana he leytey hum !!! | | | | | May 3rd, 2009, 02:48 pm | #9 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Chalo, next time sahi ! | | | | | May 3rd, 2009, 10:44 pm | #10 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by sara Haan because we don't have any blond men here na ! | Smart Sara.  Quote: Originally Posted by dewdrops toh kya..kisi ko apna bakra bana he leytey hum !!! | Zibah honay ki ab aapki baari aagayi hai. | | | | | May 3rd, 2009, 11:08 pm | #11 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ;smack; bakra larkey bantey hain larkiyaan thori !!! | | | | | May 3rd, 2009, 11:09 pm | #12 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by dewdrops ;smack; bakra larkey bantey hain larkiyaan thori !!! | Yes. But we will make an exception in your case. | | | | | May 3rd, 2009, 11:27 pm | #13 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | nopes !!!
ye honour humey larkon sey nahi cheen na !!! | | | | | May 4th, 2009, 08:11 am | #14 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai Smart Sara. | Thank you !  | | | | | May 5th, 2009, 05:16 am | #15 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ^mai bhi Blush karoon aapkey saath !!! ;grin; | | | | | May 5th, 2009, 05:56 am | #16 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Nahin ! | | | | | May 5th, 2009, 06:02 am | #17 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ;snoota; kyon ?!!! | | | | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes |  Linear Mode |  Posting Rules | You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts
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