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Old May 2nd, 2009, 06:22 am   #1 (permalink)
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He ordered one hamburger, one order of french fries and one drink.

The old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half.
He placed one half in front of his wife. She then carefully counted out the french fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of her husband.

He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them kept looking over and whispering.

You could tell they were thinking, "That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them."

As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table.

He politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said they were just fine - They were used to sharing everything.

The surrounding people noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite.

She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.

Again the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said, "No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything."

As the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with his napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked

"What is it you are waiting for?"

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"THE TEETH."


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Old May 2nd, 2009, 07:25 am   #2 (permalink)
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ewww !!!







I will share my E-90 with my *ahem* ;blush;
magar E-90 pahunchey toh merey paas ;bummer;
kuch friends promise ker ker ke nahi detey ;naraz;
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Wow, you want your friends to give you E-90 and then you will share it with your *ahem* ! How lucky of him !
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;blush; aur nahi toh kya !!!
;aur bhi blushing;
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Wow, you want your friends to give you E-90 and then you will share it with your *ahem* ! How lucky of him !
Kaam nikalwaanay kay liyey fauran friend. Jub share karnay ki baat aayi to friend bhi inkay dimaagh sey nau do gyaara hogaye.

PS: (Unlucky hai, apni jaan khoo baithay gaa eik din)
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Kaam nikalwaanay kay liyey fauran friend.
A friend in need is a friend indeed !!!
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Jub share karnay ki baat aayi to friend bhi inkay dimaagh sey nau do gyaara hogaye.
ab kitno sey share kerongee !!!
un sey ya friends sey ;honh;

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PS: (Unlucky hai, apni jaan khoo baithay gaa eik din)
magar woh toh mai hoon na !!! ;bummer;
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ab kitno sey share kerongee !!!
un sey ya friends sey ;honh;
A friend in need is a friend indeed !!!
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magar woh toh mai hoon na !!! ;bummer;
Aap to sub ko lay doobengi.
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A friend in need is a friend indeed !!!
E-90 ke zaroorat friends ko thoree hai !!!

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Aap to sub ko lay doobengi.
aur nai toh kya !!! ho sakta hai unmei sey kis ko swimming aatee ho toh mai buch jaonge !!! ;winkey;
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