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Old May 1st, 2009, 08:11 pm   #1 (permalink)
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Sardarji went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.

"I would like to buy this small TV," he told the salesman.

"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied.

He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returned to tell the salesman

"I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," Salesman replied.

"Damn, he recognized me," he thought.

He went for a complete disguise this time, haircut, new hair colour,
new outfit, big sunglasses, waited a few days, saw the salesman again.

"I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied.

Frustrated, he exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a Sardar?"

"Because that's a microwave," he replied.
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Did Sardar heat up some vegetables in the microwave after that?
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Old May 1st, 2009, 08:18 pm   #3 (permalink)
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The microwave wasn't sold to him !
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Did Sardar heat up some vegetables in the microwave after that?
;smack; itna dimaagh hota toh woh sardar thori kehlaata !!!
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;smack; itna dimaagh hota toh woh sardar thori kehlaata !!!
Too bad blondes can't say the same for themselves.
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