| . |   May 1st, 2009, 05:34 pm | #1 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section. The flight attendant tells her that she must move to coach because she doesn't have a first class ticket. The blonde replies, 'As long as there's an available seat, I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica.' The flight attendant gets the head flight attendant, who asks the woman to leave. Again, she says 'As long as there's an available seat, I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica.' The flight attendants don't know what to do because they have to get the rest of the passengers seated to take off, so they get the co-pilot. The co-pilot goes up to the blonde and whispers in her ear. She immediately gets up and goes to her seat in the coach section. The head flight attendant asks the co-pilot what he said to get her to move. The co-pilot replies, 'I told her the front half of the airplane wasn't going to Jamaica.'  |  |  | | May 1st, 2009, 05:40 pm | #2 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 12:28 pm Location: hum to be-ghar hain Posts: 955 | | | | | | May 1st, 2009, 05:41 pm | #3 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Blonde boarded the right airplane?  | | | | | May 1st, 2009, 06:02 pm | #4 (permalink) | | Professor Chaos ! Join Date: Jan 18th, 2009 - 10:07 pm Location: aaasshtraalia Posts: 1,395 | | | |
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| | May 1st, 2009, 09:20 pm | #5 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | lol @ the joke !!! Quote: | Blonde boarded the right airplane? | oye hello !!! Blonde;s arent that careless ;snoota; | | | | | May 1st, 2009, 09:22 pm | #6 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | lol ! | | | | | May 1st, 2009, 09:24 pm | #7 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by dewdrops  oye hello !!! Blonde;s arent that careless ;snoota; | jee jee tello tello.
Bari mushkilon sey proof-read kiya hoga is ko, kyon? | | | | | May 1st, 2009, 09:25 pm | #8 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ismey hansney waali kaunsi baat hai sara ?! ;snoota; | | | | | May 1st, 2009, 09:26 pm | #9 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: jee jee tello tello.
Bari mushkilon sey proof-read kiya hoga is ko, kyon? | proof reading ke kya zaroorat hai..yahaan ke sardar bohot samajhdaar hain khud he sub samajh leytey hain ;winkey; | | | | | May 1st, 2009, 09:27 pm | #10 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by dewdrops lol @ the joke !!!
oye hello !!! Blonde;s arent that careless ;snoota; | good to know this !  | | | | | May 1st, 2009, 09:28 pm | #11 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by dewdrops proof reading ke kya zaroorat hai..yahaan ke sardar bohot samajhdaar hain khud he sub samajh leytey hain ;winkey; | Jub blondes hee aisi baithi hoon to samajh aajaati hai.
Quote: Originally Posted by sara good to know this ! | They do a lot of apnay mou miyaan mithoo, to feel good about their blonde-ness. | | | | | May 1st, 2009, 09:32 pm | #12 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: Originally Posted by sara good to know this ! | Not Fair haan !!! you are supposed to be on my side ;snoota; Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai Jub blondes hee aisi baithi hoon to samajh aajaati hai.
They do a lot of apnay mou miyaan mithoo, to feel good about their blonde-ness. | *ahem* ahem* We feel good without any mithoo's around !!! | | | | | May 1st, 2009, 09:35 pm | #13 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by dewdrops Not Fair haan !!! you are supposed to be on my side ;snoota; | There is no space left in Sara's side. Both of you BMW's need individual sides. | | | | | May 1st, 2009, 09:46 pm | #14 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | There is no space left in Sara's side. Both of you BMW's need individual sides. | ;smack; abhi hum kisi ke wife nahi baney !!! so we cant be BMW which means "bari Moti Wife" | | | | | May 1st, 2009, 09:50 pm | #15 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by dewdrops ;smack; abhi hum kisi ke wife nahi baney !!!
so we cant be BMW which means "bari Moti Wife" | *sighs* Itnay backup plans bana liyey aapnay. Aur kitnay shaheed hongay? Good catch. Remove the "W". Now it fits the two of you. | | | | | May 1st, 2009, 09:52 pm | #16 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | BM doesn't fit me !  | | | | | May 1st, 2009, 09:54 pm | #17 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by sara BM doesn't fit me ! | Abhi sey fit nahin ho raha to aagey jaa kay kiya hoga. | | | | | May 1st, 2009, 09:57 pm | #18 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai *sighs* Itnay backup plans bana liyey aapnay. Aur kitnay shaheed hongay?
Good catch. Remove the "W". Now it fits the two of you. | jee jee BM =Branch Manager bhi mei bun jaaonge aik din ;grin; Quote: Originally Posted by sara BM doesn't fit me ! | ;smack;Branch Mnager nahi banna kya? | | | | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes |  Linear Mode |  Posting Rules | You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts
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