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Old Apr 30th, 2009, 02:29 pm   #1 (permalink)
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The photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great forest fire. Smoke at the scene was too thick to get any good shots, so he frantically called his home office to hire a plane.
"It will be waiting for you at the airport!" he was assured by his editor.
As soon as he got to the small, rural airport, sure enough, a plane was warming up near the runway. He jumped in with his equipment and yelled, "Let's go! Let's go!" The pilot swung the plane into the wind and soon they were in the air.
"Fly over the north side of the fire," said the photographer, "and make three or four low level passes."
"Why?" asked the pilot. "Because I'm going to take pictures! I'm a photographer, and photographers take pictures!" said the photographer with great exasperation and impatience. After a long pause the pilot said, "You mean you're not the instructor?"


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oh my !!!
beycharey ;bummer;
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@ the joke.

Reminds me of my English instructor.
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Old Apr 30th, 2009, 08:01 pm   #5 (permalink)
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@ the joke.

Reminds me of my English instructor.
How does it remind you of your English instructor ?
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Exactly !!!
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How does it remind you of your English instructor ?
My marhoom English instructor (last one).

I am being taught by a new instructor now.
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Exactly !!!
tellain tellain !!! jaldi tellain !!!
Sub baatein public mein bata dein, hain! Eik loud speaker khol letey hain is forum mein.
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mai hoon na ;blush;
loudspeaker ke kya zaroorat hai ;grin;
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mai hoon na ;blush;
loudspeaker
ke kya zaroorat hai ;grin;

molla log oor loudspeaker saat saat hummm abb DD ko rishta milnay main dair nahi lagne wali
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My marhoom English instructor (last one).


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I am being taught by a new instructor now.
Aisa ho hee nahin sakta !
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