| . |   Apr 29th, 2009, 01:01 am | #1 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the blonde men walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."
The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"
The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck. He returned a minute later and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours."
"All right. How long do you need them?"
The customer paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check."
After a while, the customer returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house." | *ahem*ahem* |  |  | | Apr 29th, 2009, 01:04 am | #2 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Well, at least blonde men are smarter than opposite sex.  (Khaans liya?) | | | | | Apr 29th, 2009, 01:06 am | #3 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | hey !!!
how did they become smart !!!
BTW, kharbooza kharboozey ko daikh ke rang badalta hai ;honh;
(there is some similar kahaawat) | | |
Last edited by Blonde Baji; Apr 29th, 2009 at 01:17 am. | | Apr 29th, 2009, 01:08 am | #4 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by dewdrops  BTW, khatbooza kharboozey ko daikh ke rang pakatta hai ;honh; |  Bad start to a morning already. | | | | | Apr 29th, 2009, 01:11 am | #5 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ;smack; I edited it..but too late ;bummer; Quote: | Bad start to a morning already. | abhi toh fajr hai !!! aaj ka saara din aisa he jaaney waala hai ;bummer; I'm soo tired !!! | | | | | Apr 29th, 2009, 01:14 am | #6 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | BTW, khatbooza kharboozey ko daikh ke rang "pakatta" hai. Quote: abhi toh fajr hai !!!
aaj ka saara din aisa he jaaney waala hai ;bummer; | Hamara din bhi kharaab honay wala hai. | | | | | Apr 29th, 2009, 01:18 am | #7 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | BTW, khatbooza kharboozey ko daikh ke rang "pakatta" hai. | lol !!! ;smack; aaj something is seriously wrong with me !!! Quote: | Hamara din bhi kharaab honay wala hai. | ab bhala aapka kyon? | | | | | Apr 29th, 2009, 06:13 am | #8 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Wow, Iam surprised to read the title of the thread ! | | | | | Apr 29th, 2009, 08:26 pm | #9 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | aur bhala woh kyon?!;raises eyebrow; | | | | | Apr 30th, 2009, 05:15 am | #10 (permalink) | | Professor Chaos ! Join Date: Jan 18th, 2009 - 10:07 pm Location: aaasshtraalia Posts: 1,395 | bhla kon mane ga k they were blond men. . ..every one knows who blonds are. . .  massive joke by the way. . .  | | |
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| | Apr 30th, 2009, 06:05 am | #11 (permalink) | | Aaeen-e-Nau say darnaa, tarz-e-Koh'n paY aRnaa
Manzil yehi KaThi'n hai, qoumoN kee zindagi maiN Join Date: Dec 31st, 1969 - 11:00 pm Posts: 1,572 | There is no such thing is blond men  | | |
ShaheeN Kaa JahaaN aur! :-)
PakFuse was NOT created in a single day. | | Apr 30th, 2009, 06:18 am | #12 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | bhla kon mane ga k they were blond men. . ..every one knows who blonds are. . | umm.. who?! Quote: | There is no such thing is blond men | oh really !!! kyon men sub aqalmand hootey hain kya ;snoota; | | | | | Apr 30th, 2009, 05:04 pm | #13 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by dewdrops kyon men sub aqalmand hootey hain kya ;snoota; | Smart, thoughtful and good-looking.  Quote: Originally Posted by sara Wow, Iam surprised to read the title of the thread ! | Blondes are always in a competition, always have to have someone at their disposal. | | | | | Apr 30th, 2009, 11:02 pm | #14 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | Smart, thoughtful and good-looking. | haila !!! Itni ghalatfehmi !!! Quote: | Blondes are always in a competition, always have to have someone at their disposal. | No wonder ... | | | | | May 1st, 2009, 12:19 am | #15 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by dewdrops haila !!! Itni ghalatfehmi !!! | Of course. Blonde is an attractive color (for men only). It raises all the above factors I mentioned by several-fold.  | | | | | May 1st, 2009, 12:21 am | #16 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | eeew !!!
Blonde is not attractive(specially not on men) ;snoota;
Girls pe toh phir bhi chal jaata hai ;smiles; | | | | | May 1st, 2009, 12:32 am | #17 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | eeew sheeew.  If you guys don't have anything going for you, then you color your hair blonde to make everything else equal. *bhaaging* | | | | | May 1st, 2009, 12:36 am | #18 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | DB se baad mei badla leying !!!
;shaitaani tarkeeb sooching;
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