| . |   Apr 29th, 2009, 12:44 am | #1 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: A blonde was driving home after work and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to the repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.
So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her car's tailpipe. Nothing happened. She blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.
Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said, "What are you doing?" The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tailpipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.
Her roommate rolled her eyes and said... "HEL-LOOOOOOOO ...You gotta roll up the windows!!! | ;grin; |  |  | | Apr 29th, 2009, 12:49 am | #2 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 |  That HEL-LOOOOOOOO should be "oye hello !!!"  (Why do blondes bold out the end part of the joke? Do they teach their keyboard how to be bold?) | | | | | Apr 29th, 2009, 12:52 am | #3 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ;smack;its so that the sardar's dont have a hard time understanding the jokes ;winkey; Quote: | That HEL-LOOOOOOOO should be "oye hello !!!" | ;smack; This blonde is not a desi !! | | | | | Apr 29th, 2009, 12:55 am | #4 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by dewdrops  This blonde is not a desi !! | TWO exclamation marks !! Qayamat !!! | | | | | Apr 29th, 2009, 12:57 am | #5 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | haath mei dard hai na !!! issliye aik exclamation mark kum tha !!! ;grin; | | | | | Apr 29th, 2009, 01:02 am | #6 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: ;smack;
This blonde is not a desi !! | Oh, the blondes are in their own category. Quote: | haath mei dard hai na !!! issliye aik exclamation mark kum tha !!! ;grin; | I am going to have you wash my laundry this time. | | | | | Apr 29th, 2009, 01:04 am | #7 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | I am going to have you wash my laundry this time. | ;oye hello !!! you are one who is supposed to wash our laundry..woh bhi muft mei !!! | | | | | Apr 29th, 2009, 01:05 am | #8 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by dewdrops ;oye hello !!!
you are one who is supposed to wash our laundry..woh bhi muft mei !!! | In fact, I am going to have to ask you to wash my laundry and give me a treat. I am feeling down too. ;double winkey; | | | | | Apr 29th, 2009, 01:09 am | #9 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | atleast I'm better..mai aik chooclate mei khush hoo jaatee hoon !!!
you can wash your own laundry & get your own treat..mai bhi apni chocolates ka khud intezaam ker loongee !!!
;grin; | | | | | Apr 29th, 2009, 01:12 am | #10 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: | atleast I'm better..mai aik chooclate mei khush hoo jaatee hoon !!! | But you never have one in your own stock. Quote: you can wash your own laundry & get your own treat..mai bhi apni chocolates ka khud intezaam ker loongee !!!
;grin; | You should practice giving treats too. | | | | | Apr 29th, 2009, 01:15 am | #11 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | But you never have one in your own stock. | mai apni chocolate ka kisi aur sey intezaam ker loongee !!! ;winkey; Quote: | You should practice giving treats too. | na !!! | | | | | Apr 29th, 2009, 06:16 am | #12 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by dewdrops mai apni chocolate ka kisi aur sey intezaam ker loongee !!! ;winkey;
|  | | | | | Apr 29th, 2009, 08:25 pm | #13 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ;winkey;
need I say more !!! | | | | | Apr 29th, 2009, 08:56 pm | #14 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | No ! | | | | | Apr 29th, 2009, 09:03 pm | #15 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ;shabaashi deying;
kaafi samajhdaar hoo ;winkey; | | | | | Apr 29th, 2009, 09:11 pm | #16 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | | | | | | Apr 30th, 2009, 06:12 am | #17 (permalink) | | Aaeen-e-Nau say darnaa, tarz-e-Koh'n paY aRnaa
Manzil yehi KaThi'n hai, qoumoN kee zindagi maiN Join Date: Dec 31st, 1969 - 11:00 pm Posts: 1,572 | so what happened after the blond rolled up her windows  ? | | |
ShaheeN Kaa JahaaN aur! :-)
PakFuse was NOT created in a single day. | | Apr 30th, 2009, 06:35 am | #18 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | sara ka asar par gya hai kya?!!! | | | | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes |  Linear Mode |  Posting Rules | You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts
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