| . |   Apr 27th, 2009, 04:23 pm | #1 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She instructed the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, an emerald necklace, a ruby bracelet, and a Rolex watch." "But you're not wearing any of those things!" the artist said. "I know," she replied. "But if I should die before my husband, I'm sure he'll remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry!"  |  |  | | Apr 27th, 2009, 04:39 pm | #2 (permalink) | | Professor Chaos ! Join Date: Jan 18th, 2009 - 10:07 pm Location: aaasshtraalia Posts: 1,395 |  very very thought ful of her. i must say . . . | | |
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| | Apr 27th, 2009, 04:45 pm | #3 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 12:28 pm Location: hum to be-ghar hain Posts: 955 | lol | | | | | Apr 27th, 2009, 11:55 pm | #4 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel
May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 | now this is called a long-term plan.... | | |
oyiii .....Adding YOGURT in my CAKE..... The Official Peon of PakFuse - Lafanter is my Assistant | | Apr 27th, 2009, 11:56 pm | #5 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | magar why would she look for the jewellery?! ;confused; | | | | | Apr 29th, 2009, 06:33 am | #6 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | ^  | | | | | Apr 29th, 2009, 12:51 pm | #7 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by sara  | Ufffff Allah (Sara  ) | | | | | Apr 29th, 2009, 08:34 pm | #8 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ^ woh nahi ye "haila !!! "
magar meri baat ka jawaab kisi ney nahi diya ;bummer; | | | | | Apr 30th, 2009, 06:16 am | #9 (permalink) | | Aaeen-e-Nau say darnaa, tarz-e-Koh'n paY aRnaa
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PakFuse was NOT created in a single day. | | Apr 30th, 2009, 06:34 am | #10 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | mujhey bhi joke samajhna hai !!! | | | | | Apr 30th, 2009, 07:27 am | #11 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Someone pls explain the joke to DD !  | | | | | Apr 30th, 2009, 07:35 am | #12 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | aap he samjha dain na ! | | | | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes |  Linear Mode |  Posting Rules | You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts
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