| . |   Apr 25th, 2009, 04:37 pm | #1 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: A Bihari was waiting for his bus at the bus stop. Finally the bus arrives and he gets in.
The bus was fully loaded with Sardarjis. One Sardarji orders Bihari to tell a joke. Now, the Bihari thinks he’s in big trouble because he knows only Sardar jokes !
After thinking for some time he decides to substitute all references to ‘Sardars’ in his joke with ‘Biharis’. He starts the jokes with,
“There was once a Bihari…” and suddenly he gets a major blow on his back from one of the sardarjis who shouts, “Kyon be! Sab sardar mar gaye hai kya? ” | ;grin; |  |  | | Apr 25th, 2009, 05:03 pm | #2 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | | | | | | Apr 25th, 2009, 06:51 pm | #3 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 12:28 pm Location: hum to be-ghar hain Posts: 955 | | | | | | Apr 25th, 2009, 08:54 pm | #4 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ^samajh nahi aaya ?! | | | | | Apr 25th, 2009, 09:25 pm | #5 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 12:28 pm Location: hum to be-ghar hain Posts: 955 | KF Baji aap ka sardar-fetish aap ko kahan lay kar jay ga | | | | | Apr 25th, 2009, 09:27 pm | #6 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | heyn !!! | | | | | Apr 25th, 2009, 09:33 pm | #7 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 12:28 pm Location: hum to be-ghar hain Posts: 955 | | | | | | Apr 25th, 2009, 09:39 pm | #8 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | mujhey samajh nahi aaya !!! | | | | | Apr 25th, 2009, 09:41 pm | #9 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 12:28 pm Location: hum to be-ghar hain Posts: 955 | aap ki samajh ka qasoor hay .......... waise acha bahana hay .... paRos main poch lain issi bahanay paRosi se molaqat bhi ho jay gi | | | | | Apr 25th, 2009, 09:44 pm | #10 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | parosi umrah keney gaye huey hain !!! | | | | | Apr 25th, 2009, 09:52 pm | #11 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 12:28 pm Location: hum to be-ghar hain Posts: 955 | aap se milay baghair hi oss ke 450 ho gay ........... | | | | | Apr 25th, 2009, 09:56 pm | #12 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | heyn...420 suna tha...pehli dafa 450 sunn rahi hoon...ab ye kya hota hai?! | | | | | Apr 25th, 2009, 09:59 pm | #13 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 12:28 pm Location: hum to be-ghar hain Posts: 955 | 900 kha ke billi haj ko chali ......... 450 par umrah wajib ho jata hay .... to paRosi umrah karne gay | | | | | Apr 25th, 2009, 10:03 pm | #14 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | heyn !!!
you have me all confused here ;bummer;
& I'm feeling so stupid !!! | | | | | Apr 25th, 2009, 10:05 pm | #15 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 12:28 pm Location: hum to be-ghar hain Posts: 955 | | | | | | Apr 25th, 2009, 10:08 pm | #16 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | I alread yfeel silly !!!
uss smiley ki zaroorat nahi thee !!! ;snoota; | | | | | Apr 25th, 2009, 10:10 pm | #17 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 12:28 pm Location: hum to be-ghar hain Posts: 955 | khair hay rakh lain ........ zaroorat ke waqt kaam aay gi | | | | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes |  Linear Mode |  Posting Rules | You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts
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