sara

A tough bank robber barged into a bank and yelled loudly with a raised gun,

"This is a bank robbery, everybody surrender”. He quickly rounded up all the customers along with wetpant bank guard together, then rushed to the teller and asked her to fill up his bag with money, which she did.


He then turned to a shivering rounded up customer and asked, "Did you see me rob this bank?"

The customer thought truth always wins, so he said, ""Yes sir, I saw you rob this bank."

The robber fired the gun and bang, shot the man dead.


Then he turned to a shivering couple and asked the husband, "Did you see me rob this bank?"

The man replied, "No, no, no, sir I did not, but this my wife, she sure did."

Blonde Baji

rotfl !!!

haila !!! humey aisey husbands na milain !!!
beychari wife ;bummer;

sara

But husbands are like that, what do you say DD ?

Blonde Baji

abhi toh merey aye nahi ;blush;
toh mai un key aaney ke baad he bata sakti hoon ;aur bhi blush hoing;

sara

Ohhhhooo !

Blonde Baji

;sharmaaying;

sara

DD, who is that lucky one ? C'mon DD, share it with us now !

Blonde Baji

;smack;
amabel aur aap ne abhi tak dhoonda he nahi ;bummer;

sara

I searched one, but you rejected it !

Blonde Baji

you didnt search properly !!!
mainey criteria toh dee thee na !!!

sara

But I think he did have all that you're looking for !

Blonde Baji

did he !!!
;ab ghaur farmaaying;