| . | Apr 25th, 2009, 07:53 am | #1 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: Two Sardaars DB & CW were engaged in census duty. In the questionnaire there were several questions to be asked about the members of families whose statistics were being compiled. Among the questions some were about marital status number of children etc.Our Sardaarjis went to a house and knocked on the door. A lady aged around 25 came out. They asked various questions which she answered. Then came the questions about marital status, number of children etc. They asked the girl "Are you married?" She said "No" Sardaar asked the next question "How many children you have?" The girl was wild with anger. She took a jhaadoo(broom) and beat the Sardaars. They ran away and escaped. They realised after sometime the reason for the girl getting angry. One Sardaar told the other "Yaar, we first asked the girl whether she was married. She told no. Then we asked how many children she had. That is why she got annoyed". After some thought the other Sardaar told "Okay, now we should be careful while asking questions". Then they went to the next house and knocked on the door. A lady in her thirties came out. They asked the usual questions and she answered. Then they came to the question about marital status and children etc. First Sardaar whispered to the second Sardaar "Yaar, be careful as decided". Second Sardaar whispered "Dont worry yaar. This time I will be careful. I will first ask about the number of children". Then he asked the lady "How many children you have"? The lady said "Three" "Are you married?" Sardaar asked the next question. ................ .................. ..................... ............................ .................................. | aagey kya hua CW aur DB sey poochain !!! | | | Apr 25th, 2009, 07:54 am | #2 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | DD ! Edit the unnecessarily things in the post ! | | | Apr 25th, 2009, 07:56 am | #3 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 |  @ the joke ! | | | Apr 25th, 2009, 10:52 pm | #4 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Oh I am touched. | | | Apr 25th, 2009, 11:54 pm | #5 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | chalo issi bahanay unhoun nay choowa to sahee.. hain aa DB.. | | It's hard to find a friend who's...... 100% Funky, 100% Generous, 100% Loving,100% Talented, & 100% Sweet so...... don't lose me, okay! | Apr 26th, 2009, 02:13 am | #6 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | 'smack; read again !!! unhooney jharoo sey maara thaa !!! | | | Apr 26th, 2009, 02:57 am | #7 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | ChalWala Bhai: Tumko merey talent ka patah nahin hai, hum to jharoo mein bhi talent lay aatey hain. | | | Apr 27th, 2009, 12:04 am | #8 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | rotfl !!! | | | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes | Linear Mode | Posting Rules | You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts HTML code is Off | | | All times are GMT. The time now is 03:09 pm. | |