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Old Apr 25th, 2009, 07:53 am   #1 (permalink)
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Two Sardaars DB & CW were engaged in census duty. In the questionnaire there were several questions to be asked about the members of families whose statistics were being compiled. Among the questions some were about marital status number of children etc.Our Sardaarjis went to a house and knocked on the door. A lady aged around 25 came out. They asked various questions which she answered. Then came the questions about marital status, number of children etc.
They asked the girl "Are you married?"
She said "No"
Sardaar asked the next question "How many children you have?"
The girl was wild with anger.
She took a jhaadoo(broom) and beat the Sardaars.
They ran away and escaped.
They realised after sometime the reason for the girl getting angry. One
Sardaar told the other "Yaar, we first asked the girl whether she was married. She told no. Then we asked how many children she had. That is why she got annoyed".
After some thought the other Sardaar told "Okay, now we should be careful while asking questions".
Then they went to the next house and knocked on the door. A lady in her thirties came out. They asked the usual questions and she answered. Then they came to the question about marital status and children etc. First Sardaar whispered to the second Sardaar "Yaar, be careful as decided".
Second Sardaar whispered "Dont worry yaar. This time I will be careful. I will first ask about the number of children".
Then he asked the lady "How many children you have"?
The lady said "Three"
"Are you married?" Sardaar asked the next question.
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Old Apr 25th, 2009, 07:54 am   #2 (permalink)
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Old Apr 26th, 2009, 02:13 am   #6 (permalink)
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