| . |   Apr 25th, 2009, 07:30 am | #1 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: John asks his wife, Mary what she wants to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary. “Would you like a new Mink Coat?” he asks.
“Not really,” says Mary.
“Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?” says John.
“No,” she responds.
“What about a new vacation home in the country?” he suggests.
She again rejects his offer with a “No thanks.”
“Well what would you like for your anniversary?” John asks.
“John, I’d like a divorce,” answers Mary.
“Sorry, I wasn’t planning to spend that much,” says John. | ;bummer; |  |  | | Apr 25th, 2009, 07:32 am | #2 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | | | | | | Apr 25th, 2009, 07:39 am | #3 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | can we have humdardi with the wife now sara !!! | | | | | Apr 25th, 2009, 07:45 am | #4 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | First of all, I couldn't get the joke !  | | | | | Apr 25th, 2009, 07:49 am | #5 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ;bummer; | | | | | Apr 25th, 2009, 07:52 am | #6 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Explain it please !  | | | | | Apr 25th, 2009, 10:50 pm | #7 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | That's the spirit. Hard to get these jokes sometimes, you know. Humdardi for not having a mink coat? Oh that's harsh. | | | | | Apr 26th, 2009, 02:43 am | #8 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | That's the spirit. Hard to get these jokes sometimes, you know. | ;bummer; Quote: | Humdardi for not having a mink coat? Oh that's harsh. | ;smack; humdardi for not having what she wanted !!! ;snoota; | | | | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes |  Linear Mode |  Posting Rules | You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts
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