sara

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. “I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look,” she said. “What’s your secret for a long happy life?”
“I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day,” he said. “I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise.”
“That’s amazing,” the woman said. “How old are you?’
“Twenty-six!” he said.

dhobi_bhai

Age is just a relative number.

Blonde Baji

^ *ahem*ahem*


are you trying to tell us something DB ;aankhain matkaaying;