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Old Apr 23rd, 2009, 11:39 pm   #1 (permalink)
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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
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Old Apr 24th, 2009, 03:00 am   #2 (permalink)
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For DD, I think the "time" is cut in half.
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For DD, I think the "time" is cut in half.
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Old Apr 24th, 2009, 10:28 pm   #5 (permalink)
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jee !!! mera scale quicker hai !!! ;snoota;
& dont you be jealous ;honh; !!!
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jee !!! mera scale quicker hai !!! ;snoota;
& dont you be jealous ;honh; !!!
Bhaari scale hamesha quick results deta hai.
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