| . | Apr 23rd, 2009, 08:20 pm | #1 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die." "Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. No nagging. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely." On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?" "He said you're going to die," she replied. | . | | | Apr 23rd, 2009, 08:33 pm | #2 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Smart wifey ! | | | Apr 23rd, 2009, 08:37 pm | #3 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Thread title... chooti chooti khushiyaan. I say it is time for the wife to go on a permanent vacation. | | | Apr 23rd, 2009, 08:44 pm | #4 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Permanent vacation ? | | | Apr 23rd, 2009, 09:10 pm | #5 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: Thread title...chooti chooti khushiyaan. I say it is time for the wife to go on a permanent vacation. | aur nahi toh kya !!! insurance money miley ga na !!! | | | Apr 23rd, 2009, 09:13 pm | #6 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai Thread title... chooti chooti khushiyaan. I say it is time for the wife to go on a permanent vacation.  | Quote: Originally Posted by sara Permanent vacation ? | haan waha peh khoob sare log hongay.. aur garmi bhi had say zada hogi..! Quote: Originally Posted by dewdrops aur nahi toh kya !!! insurance money miley ga na !!! | na baba.. insurance money ka kia karna hai.. hum haath nahee laganay keh haan.. **whispering..** Jaib may daal dena.. | | It's hard to find a friend who's...... 100% Funky, 100% Generous, 100% Loving,100% Talented, & 100% Sweet so...... don't lose me, okay! | Apr 23rd, 2009, 09:18 pm | #7 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: na baba.. insurance money ka kia karna hai.. hum haath nahee laganay keh haan.. **whispering..** Jaib may daal dena.. | mai aaokey jaib mei kyon daalon ;honh; BTW DB ke baatain sirf CW ke samajh ke baat hai ;honh; | | | Apr 23rd, 2009, 09:23 pm | #8 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by dewdrops BTW DB ke baatain sirf CW ke samajh ke baat hai ;honh; | Yes, I also think so ! | | | Apr 23rd, 2009, 09:25 pm | #9 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ^sardaron ke baat sirf sardar he samajh saktey hain na !!! | | | Apr 23rd, 2009, 09:28 pm | #10 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by dewdrops ^sardaron ke baat sirf sardar he samajh saktey hain na !!! | Yeah, right ! | | | Apr 24th, 2009, 06:36 pm | #11 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | Quote: Originally Posted by dewdrops BTW DB ke baatain sirf CW ke samajh ke baat hai ;honh; | bhai high level ki baataoun ke liye high level ka dimagh chahiyey..! | | | Apr 24th, 2009, 10:07 pm | #12 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | bhai high level ki baataoun ke liye high level ka dimagh chahiyey..! | neechey dekhiye !!! Quote: | ^sardaron ke baat sirf sardar he samajh saktey hain na !!! | | | | Apr 24th, 2009, 11:01 pm | #13 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by dewdrops aur nahi toh kya !!! insurance money miley ga na !!! | Never knew blondes have brains, too. Or half of it. Quote: Originally Posted by ChaiWala bhai high level ki baataoun ke liye high level ka dimagh chahiyey..!  | Quote: Originally Posted by dewdrops neechey dekhiye !!! | oye hello !!! Upar dekhiye !!! | | | Apr 24th, 2009, 11:04 pm | #14 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | Never knew blondes have brains, too. Or half of it. | sardaaron ko kya pata hai !!! Quote: | oye hello !!! Upar dekhiye !!! | ;snoota; naqalchi cat !!! | | | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes | Linear Mode | Posting Rules | You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts HTML code is Off | | | All times are GMT. The time now is 02:55 pm. | |