| . |   Apr 23rd, 2009, 07:09 pm | #1 (permalink) | | ~ Khavab ki Surat ~
Winner: Best Profile Competition, May 2009 Join Date: Jan 19th, 2009 - 06:08 am Posts: 1,416 | 2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile,
1st Sardar: chal police ko dey ke aate hain.
2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?
1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki aik hi mila tha
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Sardar and Police
Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hans rahe ho?
Sardar: Main
to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.
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Sardarat HomeMan: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho?
Sardar: AC k paas ja k baith jata hun
Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Sardar: To A/C on kar leta hun
............ |  |  | | Apr 23rd, 2009, 07:12 pm | #2 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | lol, nice ones !  | | | | | Apr 23rd, 2009, 07:18 pm | #3 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by *Masoom Muskaan*  ....................
Sardarat HomeMan: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho?
Sardar: AC k paas ja k baith jata hun
Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Sardar: To A/C on kar leta hun
............ | | | | | | Apr 23rd, 2009, 07:19 pm | #4 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | ahem ahem ! | | | | | Apr 23rd, 2009, 07:21 pm | #5 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by sara ahem ahem ! | I will turn on the AC for you. Didn't know you were feeling hot. | | | | | Apr 23rd, 2009, 07:22 pm | #6 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | No, I'm not !  | | | | | Apr 23rd, 2009, 07:27 pm | #7 (permalink) | | ~ Khavab ki Surat ~
Winner: Best Profile Competition, May 2009 Join Date: Jan 19th, 2009 - 06:08 am Posts: 1,416 | DB is sardar  | | | | | Apr 23rd, 2009, 07:28 pm | #8 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | We know that  | | | | | Apr 23rd, 2009, 07:30 pm | #9 (permalink) | | ~ Khavab ki Surat ~
Winner: Best Profile Competition, May 2009 Join Date: Jan 19th, 2009 - 06:08 am Posts: 1,416 | now we have 2 sardar on board | | | | | Apr 23rd, 2009, 07:33 pm | #10 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | ^^ Sara, MM means the 2nd one is you..! | | |
It's hard to find a friend who's......
100% Funky, 100% Generous, 100% Loving,100% Talented, & 100% Sweet so...... don't lose me, okay! | | Apr 23rd, 2009, 07:33 pm | #11 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | You don't know,me and DD only know that DB and CW are two sardars we have here !  | | | | | Apr 23rd, 2009, 07:34 pm | #12 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by ChaiWala ^^ Sara, MM means the 2nd one is you..! | She doesn't know anything as of yet, as she's been on leave for many days ! | | | | | Apr 23rd, 2009, 07:34 pm | #13 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by ChaiWala ^^ Sara, MM means the 2nd one is you..! | We are getting in heaven, my friend. | | | | | Apr 23rd, 2009, 07:47 pm | #14 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | Quote: Originally Posted by sara She doesn't know anything as of yet, as she's been on leave for many days ! | chalo sardaroun keh saath sardarniyan bhi to hain naa..  DB and me agar sardar hai, to you and DD are sardarnis  Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai We are getting in heaven, my friend. |  **haath malling** | | | | | Apr 23rd, 2009, 08:04 pm | #15 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | I will turn on the AC for you. Didn't know you were feeling hot. | I am ..but too lazy to switch it on ;bummer; Quote: | You don't know,me and DD only know that DB and CW are two sardars we have ! | YES !!! Quote: | We are getting in heaven, my friend. | sub sardaaron ko entry nahi mil jaati ;honh; specially not the ones who have pre dinner treats ;snoota; Quote: | chalo sardaroun keh saath sardarniyan bhi to hain naa.. | They were smart enough to join you both !!! Quote: | DB and me agar sardar hai, to you and DD are sardarnis | ;smack; ghalatfehmiyaan !!! kaheen maltey he na reh jaain aur chai saare ke saare jal jaye !!! | | | | | Apr 23rd, 2009, 08:29 pm | #16 (permalink) | | ~ Khavab ki Surat ~
Winner: Best Profile Competition, May 2009 Join Date: Jan 19th, 2009 - 06:08 am Posts: 1,416 | muge counting nehe ate teh ebeh seekhe he ab 4 heyn sardar | | | | | Apr 23rd, 2009, 08:34 pm | #17 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | Quote: Originally Posted by dewdrops kaheen maltey he na reh jaain aur chai saare ke saare jal jaye !!! | khud ki ghalat fehmiyan doosryoun peh thopna khoob aata hai..! aur haan, chai nahee jal sakti, Anti-burn technology use kar raha houn..!  Quote: Originally Posted by *Masoom Muskaan* muge counting nehe ate teh ebeh seekhe he ab 4 heyn sardar | tmhare urdgu pahr par khe mekhi yaddakht kho jae gi.. plej rahem kro..! | | | | | Apr 23rd, 2009, 08:37 pm | #18 (permalink) | | ~ Khavab ki Surat ~
Winner: Best Profile Competition, May 2009 Join Date: Jan 19th, 2009 - 06:08 am Posts: 1,416 | 1- AQ wada sardar 2- Lafantar 3- CW sardar 4- DB sardar PS me ke urdu seb se ache  | | | | | Apr 23rd, 2009, 08:41 pm | #19 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by *Masoom Muskaan* 1- AQ wada sardar | Can't wait to read wada sardar's reply. | | | | | Apr 23rd, 2009, 08:43 pm | #20 (permalink) | | ~ Khavab ki Surat ~
Winner: Best Profile Competition, May 2009 Join Date: Jan 19th, 2009 - 06:08 am Posts: 1,416 | han pehle me ko shek hota tah ab to poora yakeen ho gea heyn unke herketeyn dekh ker  wadar sardar hazer ho | | | | | Apr 23rd, 2009, 08:53 pm | #21 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 |  MM ! | | | | | Apr 23rd, 2009, 08:55 pm | #22 (permalink) | | ~ Khavab ki Surat ~
Winner: Best Profile Competition, May 2009 Join Date: Jan 19th, 2009 - 06:08 am Posts: 1,416 | han plz ban me  AQ me etne hemet nehe wo sardar heyn pehle epne ap ko ban keryn geh pehr mug masoom ko | | | | | Apr 23rd, 2009, 08:57 pm | #23 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | lol you're so funny MM | | | | | Apr 23rd, 2009, 09:00 pm | #24 (permalink) | | ~ Khavab ki Surat ~
Winner: Best Profile Competition, May 2009 Join Date: Jan 19th, 2009 - 06:08 am Posts: 1,416 | | | | | | Apr 23rd, 2009, 09:05 pm | #25 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | Quote: Originally Posted by *Masoom Muskaan* han plz ban me AQ me etne hemet nehe wo sardar heyn pehle epne ap ko ban keryn geh pehr mug masoom ko | hahaha.. Becharay AQ bhai..!! aaj to shamaat aayee | | | | | Apr 23rd, 2009, 09:12 pm | #26 (permalink) | | ~ Khavab ki Surat ~
Winner: Best Profile Competition, May 2009 Join Date: Jan 19th, 2009 - 06:08 am Posts: 1,416 | onke to roz he atee he  | | | | | Apr 23rd, 2009, 09:20 pm | #27 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | rotfl !!! MM you bhi na !!! Quote: | aur haan, chai nahee jal sakti, Anti-burn technology use kar raha houn..! | ;rolleyes; | | | | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes |  Linear Mode |  Posting Rules | You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts
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