| . | Apr 23rd, 2009, 02:11 pm | #1 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from the bench. "Madam, I have waited years for a schoolteacher to appear before this court," he smiled with delight. "Now sit down at that table and write 'I will not pass through a red light' five hundred times." | | | Apr 23rd, 2009, 05:43 pm | #2 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 |  Good joke. | | | Apr 23rd, 2009, 07:53 pm | #3 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | lol !!! beycharey ko school mei teacher ney likhwaaya hoga ;hehe; | | | Apr 23rd, 2009, 08:03 pm | #4 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by dewdrops lol !!! beycharey ko school mei teacher ney likhwaaya hoga ;hehe; | Assume that the teacher had him as a student. It took him years to go from classroom/school to being a judge. You are assuming that she is still teaching? Looks like the teacher hasn't aged a bit. | | | Apr 23rd, 2009, 08:07 pm | #5 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: Assume that the teacher had him as a student. It took him years to go from classroom/school to being a judge. You are assuming that she is still teaching? Looks like the teacher hasn't aged a bit. | heyn !!! sara kuch samjhee ?! ;konfused; | | | Apr 23rd, 2009, 08:09 pm | #6 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | I got you covered, Sara. >>> Hain !  | | | Apr 23rd, 2009, 08:11 pm | #7 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ^ rotfl !!!!!! uss bechari ka mazaakh na uraain ;honh; sara !!! I'm here to protect you !!! ;grin; | | | Apr 23rd, 2009, 08:27 pm | #8 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by dewdrops heyn !!! sara kuch samjhee ?! ;konfused; | Naheen ! Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai I got you covered, Sara. >>> Hain !   | | | | Apr 23rd, 2009, 08:27 pm | #9 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: | sara !!! I'm here to protect you !!! ;grin; | Thanx DD | | | Apr 23rd, 2009, 09:07 pm | #10 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | :hugs; | | | Apr 23rd, 2009, 09:09 pm | #11 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai I got you covered, Sara. >>> Hain !   | HAHAHAH...! | | It's hard to find a friend who's...... 100% Funky, 100% Generous, 100% Loving,100% Talented, & 100% Sweet so...... don't lose me, okay! | Apr 23rd, 2009, 09:12 pm | #12 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by ChaiWala HAHAHAH...!  | Daantein dikhaana bandh karein ab | | | Apr 23rd, 2009, 09:19 pm | #13 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | exactly !!! warna hum dono mukka maar ke toor daingey !!! | | | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes | Linear Mode | Posting Rules | You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts HTML code is Off | | | All times are GMT. The time now is 02:49 pm. | |