| . |   Apr 22nd, 2009, 05:01 pm | #1 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway. The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home. Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat! He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there. Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?" "Yes", the wife answers, "why do you ask?" Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that son of a ***** on the phone, I'm lost and need directions!"  |  |  | | Apr 22nd, 2009, 05:18 pm | #2 (permalink) | | PakFuse's Allama Iqbal Quiz Winner
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100% Funky, 100% Generous, 100% Loving,100% Talented, & 100% Sweet so...... don't lose me, okay! | | Apr 22nd, 2009, 07:29 pm | #4 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Aapko kya hogaya jee ? | | | | | Apr 22nd, 2009, 08:59 pm | #5 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | husbands hootey hi bhulakkar hain !!!
kabhi ghar ka raasta bhool jaatey hain to kabhi anniversery !!! ;honh; | | | | | Apr 22nd, 2009, 09:03 pm | #6 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by dewdrops  husbands hootey hi bhulakkar hain !!!
kabhi ghar ka raasta bhool jaatey hain to kabhi anniversery !!! ;honh; | Yeh toh sunna tha ke husbands birthday and anniversary dates bhool jaatey hain, per yeh pehli baar sunn rahi hoon ke husbands ghar ka raasta bhi bhool jaatey hain !  | | | | | Apr 22nd, 2009, 09:17 pm | #7 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | aur nai toh kya !!!
chaar din ke baad jub ghar ke khaaney ke yaad aate hai toh aatey hain ;bummer; | | | | | Apr 22nd, 2009, 09:20 pm | #8 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | | | | | | Apr 22nd, 2009, 09:23 pm | #9 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by dewdrops kabhi ghar ka raasta bhool jaatey hain to kabhi anniversery !!! ;honh; | That's why we keep florists handy, for anniversaries.  As for food, we get plenty of treats outside of home.  | | | | | Apr 22nd, 2009, 09:27 pm | #10 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | DB seems to have alot of experiences | | | | | Apr 22nd, 2009, 09:30 pm | #11 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | That's why we keep florists handy, for anniversaries. | Still you fall in trouble *refers to the florist wali thread" Quote: | As for food, we get plenty of treats outside of home | ;snoota; aap usi mei khush rahain !!! ;honh; | | | | | Apr 22nd, 2009, 09:30 pm | #12 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | DB seems to have alot of experiences | ask him to share :grin; | | | | | Apr 22nd, 2009, 09:42 pm | #13 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: | Still you fall in trouble *refers to the florist wali thread" | No trouble at all. We get discount on bulk orders (to send flowers to more than one person). Quote: ;snoota;
aap usi mei khush rahain !!! ;honh; | Oh you are certainly welcome to be a part of treats. Better to have 2 heads than one. | | | | | Apr 22nd, 2009, 09:49 pm | #14 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | No trouble at all. We get discount on bulk orders (to send flowers to more than one person). | ;smack; ye wali trouble nahi !!! I was referring to the other trouble !!! Quote: | Oh you are certainly welcome to be a part of treats. Better to have 2 heads than one. | treat mei chocolate hai? aur biryani?aur icecream?aur chilli chicken? aur pasta? etc etc toh mai aur sara bhi aa jaatey hain ;grin; | | | | | Apr 22nd, 2009, 09:51 pm | #15 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: | treat mei chocolate hai? aur biryani?aur icecream?aur chilli chicken? aur pasta? etc etc toh mai aur sara bhi aa jaatey hain ;grin; | Sure. You get half of it after the appetizer and the other half after the full-course meal. | | | | | Apr 22nd, 2009, 09:55 pm | #16 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | Sure. You get half of it after the appetizer and the other half after the full-course meal. | icecream & chocolate are appetizers aur baaqi sub toh meal hain na ?! | | | | | Apr 22nd, 2009, 09:59 pm | #17 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by dewdrops icecream & chocolate are appetizers aur baaqi sub toh meal hain na ?! | Re-phrasing it below You get half of it after "our" appetizer and the other half after "our" full-course meal. ;winkeys; w/glasses | | | | | Apr 22nd, 2009, 10:01 pm | #18 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ;snoota;
aap akeley hi treat khaa lain !!!
me & sara not coming ;honh;
buss thore se chocolates aur khaana humey bhaij dijiyega ;grin; | | | | | Apr 23rd, 2009, 01:30 am | #19 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | Quote: Originally Posted by sara Aapko kya hogaya jee ? | may soch raha houn agar woh billi ko ghar rakhta aur wife ko le jata phir.? | | | | | Apr 23rd, 2009, 02:04 am | #20 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by ChaiWala may soch raha houn agar woh billi ko ghar rakhta aur wife ko le jata phir.? | Even better. That goes much better with this line. Quote: Originally Posted by sara The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the "beast" out and headed home. | | | | | | Apr 23rd, 2009, 05:44 am | #21 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ;ghooring DB & CW; Quote: | may soch raha houn agar woh billi ko ghar rakhta aur wife ko le jata phir.? | then he would have missed the wife kuch dino mei !!! ;honh; | | | | | Apr 23rd, 2009, 03:15 pm | #22 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai Even better. That goes much better with this line. | phir yeh gana gatay..! who let the "beast" out .. who who who who who  .. Quote: Originally Posted by dewdrops ;ghooring DB & CW;
then he would have missed the wife kuch dino mei !!! ;honh; | naa.. phir ghar billi ko phone kar keh directions poochta naa..!  | | | | | Apr 23rd, 2009, 03:25 pm | #23 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by ChaiWala naa.. phir ghar billi ko phone kar keh directions poochta naa..! | Hain ! | | | | | Apr 23rd, 2009, 04:58 pm | #24 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | ummmm **idhar udhar dekhing** **apna sir khujaying** umm.. kuch nahee.  | | | | | Apr 23rd, 2009, 05:50 pm | #25 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by ChaiWala ummmm **idhar udhar dekhing** **apna sir khujaying** umm.. kuch nahee. | Kis baat pe blushing kiya jaa raha hai ?  | | | | | Apr 23rd, 2009, 06:13 pm | #26 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: phir yeh gana gatay..!
who let the "beast" out .. who who who who who | lol !!! Quote: | naa.. phir ghar billi ko phone kar keh directions poochta naa..! | haan aap toh waisey bhi gadhon aur bakriyon ke language samajhtey hain !!! Quote: | Kis baat pe blushing kiya jaa raha hai ? | ;whispering; | | | | | Apr 23rd, 2009, 07:05 pm | #27 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | I see | | | | | Apr 23rd, 2009, 07:50 pm | #28 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ;winkey; | | | | | Jul 16th, 2009, 09:30 pm | #29 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel
May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 | A man hated his wife's cat and he decided to get rid of it. He drove 20 blocks away from home and dropped the cat there. However, the cat was already walking up the driveway when he approached his home. The next day, he decided to drop the cat 40 blocks away but the same thing happened He kept increasing the number of blocks but the cat kept coming home before him. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right and so on until he reached what he thought was a perfect spot and dropped the cat there. An hour later.... The man calls his wife at home and asks her, "Jen is the cat there?" "Yes, why do you ask?" asked his wife. Frustrated the man said," Put that damn cat on the phone, I am lost and I need directions to reach home!!!  | | |
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