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Old Apr 22nd, 2009, 04:46 pm   #1 (permalink)
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Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands
before the fight begins!

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai?
Takee vo marne ke baad agar Jannat jaye to achcha feel kare aur agar Dozakh jaye to homely feel kare...

Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala during wedding ?
To tell each other affectionately. ..
Sweetheart U R Dead!

Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman
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Old Apr 22nd, 2009, 04:49 pm   #2 (permalink)
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Old Apr 22nd, 2009, 04:55 pm   #3 (permalink)
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Between the time of Gentleman and Watchman, the 2-minute silence should be observed every 5 minutes.
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Old Apr 22nd, 2009, 04:58 pm   #4 (permalink)
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Old Apr 22nd, 2009, 06:07 pm   #5 (permalink)
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.



ChaiWalay pai, experience bol raha hai kia?
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Old Apr 22nd, 2009, 06:52 pm   #6 (permalink)
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Between Gentleman (after marriage) and Watchman (after 10 years)...(read the rest of the post above).

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ChaiWalay pai, experience bol raha hai kia?
Bol nahin raha, inka experience bhaag raha hai. Look.
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Old Apr 22nd, 2009, 08:57 pm   #7 (permalink)
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lol !!!

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Bol nahin raha, inka experience bhaag raha hai. Look.
;hehe;
kyon CW ye DB kya keh rahey hain?! ;raises eyebrow;
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Old Apr 23rd, 2009, 03:18 pm   #8 (permalink)
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lol !!!


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kyon CW ye DB kya keh rahey hain?! ;raises eyebrow;

yaar yehi to masla hai.. chai banatay banatay hamari chai bannay lagee hai..
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Old Apr 23rd, 2009, 03:23 pm   #9 (permalink)
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Old Apr 23rd, 2009, 06:19 pm   #10 (permalink)
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yaar yehi to masla hai.. chai banatay banatay hamari chai bannay lagee hai.
woh bhi masaaley waali !!!
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