| . | Apr 21st, 2009, 05:33 pm | #1 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestictranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom on the canyon by pack mule.We hadn't gone too far when my wife's mule stumbled. My wife quietly said,'That's once.'We proceeded a little further and the mule stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, 'That's twice.' Hadn't gone a half- mile when the mule stumbled the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her pocket and shot the mule dead. I started to yell at her for her treatment of the mule when she looked at me and quietly said 'That's once." | | | Apr 21st, 2009, 09:50 pm | #2 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | vaah !!! kya wife thee yaar !!! mujhey bhi koe shooting sikha dey please ;grin; | | | Apr 22nd, 2009, 05:39 am | #3 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Poor husband ! | | | Apr 22nd, 2009, 10:40 am | #4 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ;smack; | | | Apr 22nd, 2009, 10:51 am | #5 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Aur naheen toh kya ? | | | Apr 22nd, 2009, 10:54 am | #6 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | tum buss husban'ds ke saath humdardi jataate raho !!! ;honh; | | | Apr 22nd, 2009, 11:06 am | #7 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Mein toh sirf uss husband keliye hamdardi jata rahi thi jin keliye aap shooting seekhna chahti hain ! | | | Apr 22nd, 2009, 12:23 pm | #8 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by sara Mein toh sirf uss husband keliye hamdardi jata rahi thi jin keliye aap shooting seekhna chahti hain !  | Oh you are smart Sara. But she has 3 years of target practice. | | | Apr 22nd, 2009, 02:54 pm | #9 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | Mein toh sirf uss husband keliye hamdardi jata rahi thi jin keliye aap shooting seekhna chahti hain ! | woh khud mujhey sikhaaingey ;winkey; Quote: | But she has 3 years of target practice. | ssshhhh !!! ;winkey; | | | Apr 22nd, 2009, 02:58 pm | #10 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: | woh khud mujhey sikhaaingey ;winkey; | Uh-oh. Another helmet coming your way. ;winkey back; | | | Apr 22nd, 2009, 03:22 pm | #11 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | Uh-oh. Another helmet coming your way. | nai yaar !!! usi aik helmet sey kaam chala rahi hoon teen saal sey ;grin; ;smack; take off your chashmey ;bummer; | | | Apr 22nd, 2009, 03:53 pm | #12 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai Oh you are smart Sara. | Thanx Quote: Originally Posted by dewdrops woh khud mujhey sikhaaingey ;winkey; ssshhhh !!! ;winkey; | Really ? | | | Apr 22nd, 2009, 03:59 pm | #13 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ;blush; jee | | | Apr 22nd, 2009, 04:02 pm | #14 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Who is that lucky one DD ? | | | Apr 22nd, 2009, 04:12 pm | #15 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | nahi yaar . I am lucky !!! | | | Apr 22nd, 2009, 04:17 pm | #16 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Haaye !  Tell us more | | | Apr 22nd, 2009, 09:02 pm | #17 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ;blush; | | | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes | Linear Mode | Posting Rules | You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts HTML code is Off | | | All times are GMT. The time now is 02:37 pm. | |