| . |   Apr 21st, 2009, 04:59 pm | #1 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. "I want a tooth pulled, and I don't want any pain killers because I'm in a big hurry," the woman said. "Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we'll be on our way." The dentist was quite impressed. "You're certainly a courageous woman," he said. "Which tooth is it?" The woman turned to her husband and said, "Show him your tooth, dear."  |  |  | | Apr 21st, 2009, 06:12 pm | #2 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 |  bechara husband and courageous wife..!! I am the dentist here..! | | |
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100% Funky, 100% Generous, 100% Loving,100% Talented, & 100% Sweet so...... don't lose me, okay! | | Apr 21st, 2009, 07:16 pm | #3 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Oh really ? | | | | | Apr 21st, 2009, 07:43 pm | #4 (permalink) | | Aaeen-e-Nau say darnaa, tarz-e-Koh'n paY aRnaa
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PakFuse was NOT created in a single day. | | Apr 21st, 2009, 09:11 pm | #5 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | Quote: Originally Posted by sara  Oh really ? | Jee haan.. I am multi talented naa.. like jack of all trades..!  apna experience dekhaoun..?  < is keh saray dant maynay hi toray thay.. ioihh i mean nikalay thay  | | | | | Apr 21st, 2009, 09:39 pm | #6 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: | Jee haan.. I am multi talented naa.. like jack of all trades..! |  Quote: | is keh saray dant maynay hi toray thay.. ioihh i mean nikalay thay | Aur woh kiun bhala ?  | | | | | Apr 21st, 2009, 09:52 pm | #7 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | lol !!! once again the smart wife ;grin; Quote: | Jee haan.. I am multi talented naa.. like jack of all trades. | aur kya kya talents hain aapkey?! zara humey bhi bataain !!! | | | | | Apr 22nd, 2009, 12:13 pm | #8 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Dentists don't pull teeth. It's the job of an oral surgeon.  Quote: Originally Posted by sara A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. | I bet he took her to vacation in the kitchen.  | | | | | Apr 22nd, 2009, 03:07 pm | #9 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | Dentists don't pull teeth. It's the job of an oral surgeon. | ofcourse they do !!! Quote: | I bet he took her to vacation in the kitchen. | snoota; | | | | | Apr 22nd, 2009, 03:16 pm | #10 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | Quote: Originally Posted by sara Aur woh kiun bhala ? | well becharay ka aik daant pehlay say he toota huwa tha... ajeeb sa lagta tha.. maynay phir saray dant torr diye..  abd acha lagta hai rolling karta huwa ..! Quote: Originally Posted by dewdrops lol !!!
once again the smart wife ;grin;
aur kya kya talents hain aapkey?! zara humey bhi bataain !!! | kaha tak suno gay kaha tak batain.. apny hum talents kon kon say ginwaaain..! Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai Dentists don't pull teeth. It's the job of an oral surgeon. I bet he took her to vacation in the kitchen. | Yaar daand nikalna koi mushkil kaam to nahee.. aik plass (pliers) lay lo, thori si rooyee (cotton swabs) bus.. kaam set..! vacation to kitchen say yaad aaya.. Sardarji to his wife: Preeto, aaj hum khana bahar khayaingay
Preeto: oh sachee! chalo may tayyar ho keh aati houn. Kidhar jany ka irada hai.?
Sardar: hum aaj bahar backyard may khana khayaingay...! | | | | | Apr 22nd, 2009, 03:21 pm | #11 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: kaha tak suno gay kaha tak batain..
apny hum talents kon kon say ginwaaain..! | aap bataain hum sunaingey ;winkey; Quote: Sardarji to his wife: Preeto, aaj hum khana bahar khayaingay
Preeto: oh sachee! chalo may tayyar ho keh aati houn. Kidhar jany ka irada hai.?
Sardar: hum aaj bahar backyard may khana khayaingay...! | ;hmm; | | | | | Apr 22nd, 2009, 03:25 pm | #12 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | Quote: Originally Posted by dewdrops aap bataain hum sunaingey ;winkey; | Apne mounh mian mithoo bannay ki aadat nahee hai mujh ko.. lekin u ko andaza to ho jana chahiye keh hum kia bala hai | | | | | Apr 22nd, 2009, 03:34 pm | #13 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | lekin u ko andaza to ho jana chahiye keh hum kia bala hai | haan kya bala haain ye toh pata hai ;hehe; | | | | | Apr 22nd, 2009, 03:46 pm | #14 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | ^^ Eggactly..!! aur yehi bala baraa kaam karta hai bachoo...! | | | | | Apr 22nd, 2009, 03:48 pm | #15 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai Dentists don't pull teeth. It's the job of an oral surgeon. | Oh really ? | | | | | Apr 22nd, 2009, 03:52 pm | #16 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | aur yehi bala baraa kaam karta hai bachoo...! | that sounds like bichoo !!! ;bummer; | | | | | Apr 22nd, 2009, 04:06 pm | #17 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | "a" aur "i" may farq nahee nazar aata.. ? doorbeen laga lo..!  | | | | | Apr 22nd, 2009, 04:07 pm | #18 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by ChaiWala well becharay ka aik daant pehlay say he toota huwa tha... ajeeb sa lagta tha.. maynay phir saray dant torr diye.. abd acha lagta hai rolling karta huwa ..! |  | | | | | Apr 22nd, 2009, 04:16 pm | #19 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | ^^ itna samaan hai sir may to smack kar kar keh giraa rahee ho sara bibi..! | | | | | Apr 22nd, 2009, 04:18 pm | #20 (permalink) | | Professor Chaos ! Join Date: Jan 18th, 2009 - 10:07 pm Location: aaasshtraalia Posts: 1,395 | hahahaahh. . . | | |
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| | Apr 22nd, 2009, 04:18 pm | #21 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Naheen ! | | | | | Apr 22nd, 2009, 04:25 pm | #22 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by ChaiWala ^^ itna samaan hai sir may to smack kar kar keh giraa rahee ho sara bibi..! | Sara got it all from a clearance sale. She thought she was getting a good deal for the price of one. | | | | | Apr 22nd, 2009, 04:26 pm | #23 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Hain ! | | | | | Apr 22nd, 2009, 04:29 pm | #24 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | Quote: Originally Posted by sara Naheen ! | ooh shayad chepiyan (tape) laga rakhee hongee.. Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai Sara got it all from a clearance sale. She thought she was getting a good deal for the price of one. | haha.. aur thailee may surakh bhi hongay.. tabhi...!! aaww.. ab sara ko koi kuch nhaee kahay gaa..  only i can say..! haina sara.. | | | | | Apr 22nd, 2009, 04:31 pm | #25 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: only i can say..!
haina sara.. | Why ? You too cannot ! | | | | | Apr 22nd, 2009, 06:35 pm | #26 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | why.. Sara.. aakhir may nay aisa kia jurm kar diya.. keh itna bari saza de rahee ho.. why..  may to samjha tha keh tum samajhte hogee.. par afsos.. **motay motay aansoun nikling** **knees peh chal keh wapis jaying** may jaa raha houn sara, wapis na aanay keh liye **darwazay par khara ho kehstylish sad pose mar keh kahing** Sara? | | | | | Apr 22nd, 2009, 07:32 pm | #27 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by ChaiWala why.. Sara.. aakhir may nay aisa kia jurm kar diya.. keh itna bari saza de rahee ho.. why.. may to samjha tha keh tum samajhte hogee.. par afsos.. **motay motay aansoun nikling** **knees peh chal keh wapis jaying** may jaa raha houn sara, wapis na aanay keh liye **darwazay par khara ho kehstylish sad pose mar keh kahing** Sara? | Filmy Kaheen ke ! | | | | | Apr 22nd, 2009, 09:33 pm | #28 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: why.. Sara.. aakhir may nay aisa kia jurm kar diya.. keh itna bari saza de rahee ho.. why..
may to samjha tha keh tum samajhte hogee.. par afsos.. **motay motay aansoun nikling**
**knees peh chal keh wapis jaying**
may jaa raha houn sara, wapis na aanay keh liye
**darwazay par khara ho kehstylish sad pose mar keh kahing**
Sara? | lol !!!!!!!!!! I agree !!! | | | | | Apr 23rd, 2009, 01:46 am | #29 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | Quote: Originally Posted by sara Filmy Kaheen ke ! | talent koot koot keh bhara huwa hai... to istemal to hoga he naa..!! Quote: Originally Posted by dewdrops lol !!!!!!!!!!
I agree !!! | tum ko actor bannay ka shoq hai kaa? | | | | | Apr 23rd, 2009, 05:42 am | #30 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | tum ko actor bannay ka shoq hai kaa? | na baba na !!! shukriya !!! | | | | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes |  Linear Mode |  Posting Rules | You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts
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