| . |   Apr 21st, 2009, 07:51 am | #1 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | A nutrionist gives a lecture in a small town. "There are many food that are bad for you," she says. "Fried foods are bad for your heart. Soft drinks are bad for the stomach lining. Even tap water contains many germs. But do you know what is the worst food, that you will regret eating for the rest of your life?" A little old man at the back shouts out, "Wedding cake?"  |  |  | | Apr 21st, 2009, 07:56 am | #2 (permalink) | | Professor Chaos ! Join Date: Jan 18th, 2009 - 10:07 pm Location: aaasshtraalia Posts: 1,395 | cake  | | |
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| | Apr 21st, 2009, 07:56 am | #3 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Wedding cake ?  | | | | | Apr 21st, 2009, 07:58 am | #4 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel
May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 |  waisay Sara & Dewdrops keep bringing wedding topic. Baat kia hai  | | |
oyiii .....Adding YOGURT in my CAKE..... The Official Peon of PakFuse - Lafanter is my Assistant | | Apr 21st, 2009, 08:00 am | #5 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | | | | | | Apr 21st, 2009, 08:08 am | #6 (permalink) | | Professor Chaos ! Join Date: Jan 18th, 2009 - 10:07 pm Location: aaasshtraalia Posts: 1,395 | Quote: Originally Posted by Amabel  waisay Sara & Dewdrops keep bringing wedding topic. Baat kia hai | yeh baat ki na patey ki . . . . | | | | | Apr 21st, 2009, 09:03 am | #7 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | waisay Sara & Dewdrops keep bringing wedding topic. Baat kia hai | jhoota ilzaam !!! hum sardar's ki bhi baat kertey hain aur exams ke bhi aur khaaney ki bhi aur aur ..........................etc | | | | | Apr 21st, 2009, 01:47 pm | #8 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | mere ko bhi chahiyey.. cake..!!?!? btw.. what flavour is that..? chocolate and strawberry ya watermelon and karelaa..!? Amabel baat to pattay ki ki hai..  waqayee may DD and Sarah dono batao.. kabhi sardar, kabhi wedding,.... kia, ho gaya na..?  | | |
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100% Funky, 100% Generous, 100% Loving,100% Talented, & 100% Sweet so...... don't lose me, okay! | | Apr 21st, 2009, 02:33 pm | #9 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: | waqayee may DD and Sarah dono batao.. kabhi sardar, kabhi wedding,.... kia, ho gaya na..? | Kya ho gaya na..? Quote: | btw.. what flavour is that..? chocolate and strawberry ya watermelon and karelaa..!? | Pata naheen ! Taste kar ke dekh lein, khud hee pata chal jayega ! | | | | | Apr 21st, 2009, 02:57 pm | #10 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 12:28 pm Location: hum to be-ghar hain Posts: 955 | Quote: Originally Posted by sara Kya ho gaya hay aap ko Pata naheen ! Taste kar ke dekh lein, | humm bechara Chaiwala | | | | | Apr 21st, 2009, 06:02 pm | #11 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | Quote: Originally Posted by sara Kya ho gaya na..? Pata naheen ! Taste kar ke dekh lein, khud hee pata chal jayega ! | wohi jo movie may hua tha..!  Taste karaingay par I like strawklate flavour..! Quote: Originally Posted by Azad humm bechara Chaiwala | u should say "baree kismat wali hai ChaiWali" | | | | | Apr 21st, 2009, 07:10 pm | #12 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by ChaiWala wohi jo movie may hua tha..! Taste karaingay par I like strawklate flavour..! u should say "baree kismat wali hai ChaiWali" | Haayee !!!!! Don't forget to invite me | | | | | Apr 21st, 2009, 09:14 pm | #13 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | ^ yeh party is for bachaas only.. no adults alowed..!! :stop sign: | | | | | Apr 21st, 2009, 09:41 pm | #14 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | | | | | | Apr 21st, 2009, 09:43 pm | #15 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | ^ yeh party is for bachaas only.. no adults alowed..!! :stop sign: | me coming too ;grin; | | | | | Apr 22nd, 2009, 12:02 pm | #16 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by Amabel waisay Sara & Dewdrops keep bringing wedding topic. Baat kia hai | One recently saw 13 signs and perhaps got her first motorcycle crash helmet. Dosri wali has 3 years of experience. Baat pakki samjhein. | | | | | Apr 22nd, 2009, 03:11 pm | #17 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | One recently saw 13 signs and perhaps got her first motorcycle crash helmet. | aww !!! sara choot toh nahi aaye?! unko i mean ;winkey; Quote: | Dosri wali has 3 years of experience. Baat pakki samjhein. | *ahem*ahem* | | | | | Apr 22nd, 2009, 03:33 pm | #18 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | Quote: Originally Posted by sara | chalo kia yaar rakho gi.. u can come to party too.. lekin shor karna paraay gaa..!! bohot zada..! Quote: Originally Posted by dewdrops me coming too ;grin; | haan u can come too.. lekin you will have to be the donkey jiss ko tail pin karna hai..! | | | | | Apr 22nd, 2009, 03:39 pm | #19 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | haan u can come too.. lekin you will have to be the donkey jiss ko tail pin karna hai..! | ;snoota; phir mei nahi aa rahi ;honh; aap akele he party mana lain ;snoota; sara bhi nahi ayegi !!! | | | | | Apr 22nd, 2009, 04:25 pm | #20 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | Sara ne to shor machanay may diploma lay rakha hai.. chalo you ko aik aur kaam deta houn.. saray gaud keh bachoun keh diaper badalnay hongay..! waha peh koi adult nahee hoga naa.. | | | | | Apr 22nd, 2009, 04:27 pm | #21 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by ChaiWala Sara ne to shor machanay may diploma lay rakha hai.. chalo you ko aik aur kaam deta houn.. saray gaud keh bachoun keh diaper badalnay hongay..! waha peh koi adult nahee hoga naa.. | I'm not coming !  | | | | | Apr 22nd, 2009, 04:28 pm | #22 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by ChaiWala haan u can come too.. lekin you will have to be the donkey jiss ko tail pin karna hai..! |  Quote: Originally Posted by ChaiWala chalo you ko aik aur kaam deta houn.. saray gaud keh bachoun keh diaper badalnay hongay..! waha peh koi adult nahee hoga naa.. | While wearing all the donkey tail pins. | | | | | Apr 22nd, 2009, 06:12 pm | #23 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel
May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 | Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai One recently saw 13 signs and perhaps got her first motorcycle crash helmet. Dosri wali has 3 years of experience. Baat pakki samjhein. | doosri wali recently asked me to do some hunting  | | | | | Apr 22nd, 2009, 06:45 pm | #24 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | Quote: Originally Posted by sara I'm not coming ! | kyuun ji.. party may shor nahee kartee aap.. ? phir diploma kyun liyaa?  Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai While wearing all the donkey tail pins. | i cam imagine keh DD is changing baby diapers and kids peechay say char paanch tails aur pin kardain..! aur kahain, kabhi 50 tails wala donkey dekha hai.. Quote: Originally Posted by Amabel doosri wali recently asked me to do some hunting | acha..? kon si gun use karo gee.? | | | | | Apr 22nd, 2009, 07:04 pm | #25 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by Amabel doosri wali recently asked me to do some hunting | Hain !!! *Abhi to jiss motorcycle per baithi hain woh bhi crash nahin hui * Abhi sey aur shikaar !!! | | | | | Apr 22nd, 2009, 07:26 pm | #26 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by Amabel doosri wali recently asked me to do some hunting | Yes, that's the task we have been given by her | | | | | Apr 22nd, 2009, 07:42 pm | #27 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by sara Yes, that's the task we have been given by her | You too Sara?  | | | | | Apr 22nd, 2009, 07:48 pm | #28 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Yes, you can check here Dear Mod | | | | | Apr 22nd, 2009, 07:51 pm | #29 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel
May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 | Quote: Originally Posted by ChaiWala acha..? kon si gun use karo gee.? | aaknooN ka teer.....  hawyee la  Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai Hain !!! *Abhi to jiss motorcycle per baithi hain woh bhi crash nahin hui * Abhi sey aur shikaar !!! | this is called "risk mitigation".......  | | | | | Apr 22nd, 2009, 09:38 pm | #30 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: Originally Posted by ChaiWala Sara ne to shor machanay may diploma lay rakha hai..
chalo you ko aik aur kaam deta houn.. saray gaud keh bachoun keh diaper badalnay hongay..! waha peh koi adult nahee hoga naa.. | ;snoota; you khud he change ker lain bachon ke diapers !!! me not coming ;honh; Quote: Originally Posted by sara I'm not coming ! | Me neither !!! Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai While wearing all the donkey tail pins. | Aapko bari hansi aa rahi hai ;honh; Quote: Originally Posted by Amabel doosri wali recently asked me to do some hunting | ;blush; ab hur jagah elaan kerney ko kisney kaha tha ;bummer; Quote: Originally Posted by ChaiWala i cam imagine keh DD is changing baby diapers and kids peechay say char paanch tails aur pin kardain..! aur kahain, kabhi 50 tails wala donkey dekha hai.. | ;danda uthaying; ulte seedhe imagination he hoti hai aap logon ke ;bummer; Cant you see DD having chocolates !!! ;honh; Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai Hain !!! *Abhi to jiss motorcycle per baithi hain woh bhi crash nahin hui * Abhi sey aur shikaar !!! | Shhhh !!! itna nahi booltey !!! Quote: Originally Posted by sara Yes, that's the task we have been given by her | ;smack;yahaan bhi elaan !!! Quote: Originally Posted by Amabel
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