| . |   Apr 20th, 2009, 11:48 am | #1 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the woman was slowly sliding down her chair and under the table, with the man acting unconcerned.
The waitress watched as the woman slid all the way down her chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the man dining across from her appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that his dining companion had disappeared.
After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said to the man, 'Pardon me, sir, but I think your wife just slid under the table.'
The man calmly looked up at her and replied firmly, 'No she didn't. she just walked in the door.' | ;grin; |  |  | | Apr 20th, 2009, 01:30 pm | #2 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Oh yeah  | | | | | Apr 20th, 2009, 01:50 pm | #3 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Stop smoking in this thread !!!
sara dhuwan dhuwaan bhar jayega ;snoota; | | | | | Apr 20th, 2009, 01:55 pm | #4 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Stop smoking in this thread !!!
sara dhuwan dhuwaan bhar jayega ;snoota; | Well I figure, a man deserves a pre-dinner treat. I was reminiscing at the thought of it. | | | | | Apr 20th, 2009, 01:58 pm | #5 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | haaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaa !!!!!!!!
men hotey he beywafa hain !!!;snoota; | | |
Last edited by Blonde Baji; Apr 20th, 2009 at 02:11 pm. | | Apr 20th, 2009, 08:57 pm | #6 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 12:28 pm Location: hum to be-ghar hain Posts: 955 | bechara | | | | | Apr 20th, 2009, 10:09 pm | #7 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ;smack; its supposed to be bechari !!! | | | | | Apr 20th, 2009, 11:08 pm | #8 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 12:28 pm Location: hum to be-ghar hain Posts: 955 | ok .. bechari KF Baji | | | | | Apr 20th, 2009, 11:10 pm | #9 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | heyn !!!
ab ye kf kaun hai? | | | | | Apr 20th, 2009, 11:26 pm | #10 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 12:28 pm Location: hum to be-ghar hain Posts: 955 | KF = Khush Fehm (Baji) | | | | | Apr 21st, 2009, 12:40 am | #11 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | isnt there something that would go with DD instead of KF ?! | | | | | Apr 21st, 2009, 12:45 am | #12 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 12:28 pm Location: hum to be-ghar hain Posts: 955 | pata nahi | | | | | Apr 21st, 2009, 06:01 am | #13 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | agar mei larka hoti toh desi dude chalta ;bummer; | | | | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes |  Linear Mode |  Posting Rules | You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts
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