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Old Apr 20th, 2009, 12:06 am   #1 (permalink)
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An Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are called upon to test a lie detector.

The Englishman says: "I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer". BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. "Ok", he says, "10 bottles". And the machine is silent.

The American says: "I think I can eat 15 hamburgers". BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. "Allright, 8 hamburgers". And the machine's silent.

The Sardarji says: "I think...", BUZZZZZZ goes the machine.
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Old Apr 20th, 2009, 12:24 am   #2 (permalink)
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This joke is...BUZZZZZZ goes the machine.

Whoops, I was about to praise the quality of the joke.
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