| . |   Apr 19th, 2009, 11:56 pm | #1 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: Sardarji is selected to play for the Indian cricket team as an opening batsman. He opens the batting against West Indies. He is asked to face the very first over (with one Sunil Gavaskar as the non-striker!) from Marshall who is bowling at his fiercest…
First ball : Whizzes past Sardarji’s off-stump. Sardarji doesn’t move an inch. Ball goes to wicket-keeper. Second ball : Goes right over the Sardarji’s bat and just over the middle stump, somehow missing both the bat and the stumps. Sardarji is again unmoved.
Third ball : Is a bouncer. Almost decapitates the Sardarji, missing his head by a fraction of an inch. Ball goes to wicket-keeper. Sardarji doesn’t move a muscle.
Fourth ball : Outside the leg-stump. Sardarji again doesn’t move, and the ball shoots past him to the wicket-keeper. But this time, the umpire shouts “No Ball!”
Sardarji walks up to the umpire and tells him, “So you discovered it now!You see, I know from the very beginning that the guy has no ball in his hand!” | ;grin; |  |  | | Apr 20th, 2009, 12:18 am | #2 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | A must-read for all future cricketers.  | | | | | Apr 20th, 2009, 12:45 am | #3 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | mujhey ball nazar aata hai when someone is throwing it..magaar aagey ball kahaan chala jaata hai pata he nahi lagta ;bummer; | | | | | Apr 20th, 2009, 05:32 am | #4 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | I'm  after reading this joke ! | | | | | Apr 20th, 2009, 07:00 am | #5 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ;bummer; | | | | | Apr 20th, 2009, 07:33 am | #6 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | | | | | | Apr 20th, 2009, 07:39 am | #7 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | oye..aisi shaklein na banaao !!! | | | | | Apr 20th, 2009, 07:41 am | #8 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Toh phir aur kya karun ? | | | | | Apr 20th, 2009, 07:48 am | #9 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ;smack; ab ye bhi bataana pareyga !!! | | | | | Apr 20th, 2009, 07:52 am | #10 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | | | | | | Apr 20th, 2009, 07:55 am | #11 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | aww ;hugz ; | | | | | Apr 20th, 2009, 01:24 pm | #12 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: | mujhey ball nazar aata hai when someone is throwing it.. |  Batta bowler.  Quote: | magaar aagey ball kahaan chala jaata hai | Isi liyey to ball nazar nahin "aata", kyonkay ball chala "jaata" hai. Renaming the thread to "dewdrops...the cricketer !!!" | | | | | Apr 20th, 2009, 01:48 pm | #13 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | Isi liyey to ball nazar nahin "aata", kyonkay ball chala "jaata" hai. | ;bummer; Quote: | Renaming the thread to "dewdrops...the cricketer !!!" | ;honh; | | | | | Apr 20th, 2009, 02:44 pm | #14 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | Quote: Originally Posted by sara  I'm after reading this joke ! | aray yaar.. DD keh har baat mere ko lagtee hai..  | | |
It's hard to find a friend who's......
100% Funky, 100% Generous, 100% Loving,100% Talented, & 100% Sweet so...... don't lose me, okay! | | Apr 20th, 2009, 02:49 pm | #15 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Really ?  | | | | | Apr 20th, 2009, 02:50 pm | #16 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | aray yaar.. DD keh har baat mere ko lagtee hai.. | jhoot booley kawwa kaatey ;honh; | | | | | Apr 20th, 2009, 02:52 pm | #17 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | oke agar aisi baat hai then iska matlab mujh pe DB ka asar par gaya hai ;bummer; | | | | | Apr 20th, 2009, 02:54 pm | #18 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | DD aaj toh waqai aapki baatein bhi sur ke upar sey guzar rahi hain | | | | | Apr 20th, 2009, 03:00 pm | #19 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | DD aaj toh waqai aapki baatein bhi sur ke upar sey guzar rahi hain | DB ki wajah sey hai ;bummer; | | | | | Apr 20th, 2009, 03:02 pm | #20 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Unhon ney kya kiya hai ?  | | | | | Apr 20th, 2009, 03:06 pm | #21 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by ChaiWala aray yaar.. DD keh har baat mere ko lagtee hai.. | Right behind you my friend.  Quote: Originally Posted by dewdrops oke agar aisi baat hai then iska matlab mujh pe DB ka asar par gaya hai ;bummer; | You and Sara need extra chocolates today. Whatever you took recently is not working. | | | | | Apr 20th, 2009, 03:07 pm | #22 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | | | | | | Apr 20th, 2009, 03:08 pm | #23 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | You and Sara need extra chocolates today. Whatever you took recently is not working | ok give us the chocolates..choc ko kaun inkaar ker sakta hai ;grin; | | | | | Apr 20th, 2009, 03:09 pm | #24 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | Right behind you my friend. | oye hellloo !!! look who is talking !!! ;honh; | | | | | Apr 20th, 2009, 03:10 pm | #25 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | DB tell me what have you done ? Quote: | ok give us the chocolates..choc ko kaun inkaar ker sakta hai ;grin; | Exactly ! | | | | | Apr 20th, 2009, 03:19 pm | #26 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | Quote: Originally Posted by sara Really ? | haan yaar.. jabh bhi DD ki koi post parhta houn, mera aik baal girr jata hai.. socho.. us ne kitnay post kiyay hain aur mere kitnay baal reh gaye hain..  Quote: Originally Posted by dewdrops jhoot booley kawwa kaatey ;honh; | jhoot bolay kawwa katay kalay kawaay say dariyo may maikeh chali jaoungee tum dekhte rahiyo..! oh new version jo tu bolay sir say guzre ab aur na kuch kahiyo may apnay kaan band kar lounga tum bolte rahiyo..! may apnay kaan band kar lounga tum bolte rahiyo..! | | | | | Apr 20th, 2009, 03:23 pm | #27 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by ChaiWala haan yaar.. jabh bhi DD ki koi post parhta houn, mera aik baal girr jata hai.. socho.. us ne kitnay post kiyay hain aur mere kitnay baal reh gaye hain.. | DD kiun bechare chaiwaley ke baal girra rahi ho itne mushkil language mein post kar kar key ? | | | | | Apr 20th, 2009, 03:27 pm | #28 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | haan yaar.. jabh bhi DD ki koi post parhta houn, mera aik baal girr jata hai.. socho.. us ne kitnay post kiyay hain aur mere kitnay baal reh gaye hain.. | We knew it you are BALD !!! ab wajah jo bhi ho you are still bald !!! ;hehe; Quote: jo tu bolay sir say guzre
ab aur na kuch likhyo
may apne aankhein band kar lounga tum likhtee rahiyo..!
may apne aankhein band kar lounga tum likhtee rahiyo..!! | this is better ;grin; | | | | | Apr 20th, 2009, 03:29 pm | #29 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | DD kiun bechare chaiwaley ke baal girra rahi ho itne mushkil language mein post kar kar key ? | aap logoon ke samajh mei ghalti hai !!! mai kya ker sakte hoon ;snoota; | | | | | Apr 20th, 2009, 03:37 pm | #30 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by dewdrops aap logoon ke samajh mei ghalti hai !!!
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