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Old Apr 17th, 2009, 09:20 pm   #1 (permalink)
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An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a power memory class where one is taught to remember things by association.

A few days after the class, the old man was outside talking with his neighbor about how much the class helped him.

"What was the name of the Instructor?" asked the neighbor.

"Oh, ummmm, let's see," the old man pondered. "You know that flower, you know, the one that smells really nice but has those prickly thorns, what's that flower's name?"

"A rose?" asked the neighbor.

"Yes, that's it," replied the old man. He then turned toward his house and shouted, "Hey, Rose, what's the name of the Instructor we took the memory class from?"
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Old Apr 17th, 2009, 09:22 pm   #2 (permalink)
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Old Apr 17th, 2009, 09:23 pm   #4 (permalink)
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magar a rose doesnt smell nice it looks nice !!!
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magar a rose doesnt smell nice it looks nice !!!
Really ? You don't like the smell of a rose ?
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Thanks Azad bhai sahab !!!
magar mujhey pink nahi white ya deeep red colour ka rose pasand hai ;sigh;

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jee !!! mujhey uski smell achi nahi lagte !!!
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Old Apr 18th, 2009, 10:33 am   #10 (permalink)
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This is first time I'm such a thing
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Old Apr 18th, 2009, 04:13 pm   #11 (permalink)
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Thanks Azad bhai sahab !!!
magar mujhey pink nahi white ya deeep red colour ka rose pasand hai ;sigh;


jee !!! mujhey uski smell achi nahi lagte !!!

apni pasand apne tak hi rakain ()... AQ ke pass yahi tha jo aap ki taraf aya ... waise saat main ghamla bhi hota to acha rehta.
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Old Apr 19th, 2009, 01:23 pm   #12 (permalink)
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haan gamla hota toh acha hota mujhey kaafi dino sey rose ka chota sa gamla chahiye magar koe laa ke he nahi deyta ;bummer;
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Old Apr 19th, 2009, 03:57 pm   #13 (permalink)
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humari dua hay Allah roz aap par gamlon ki barish barsa'ay
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Old Apr 19th, 2009, 08:25 pm   #15 (permalink)
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itney saarey gamley nahi chahiye mujhey aik hi ke deykh bhaal ker loon kaaf ihai ;grin;

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heyn !!! ab mai kyon bechari hoo gaye ?! ;raises eyebrow;
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Old Apr 19th, 2009, 09:19 pm   #16 (permalink)
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itney saarey gamley nahi chahiye mujhey aik hi ke deykh bhaal ker loon kaaf ihai ;grin;

haan woh to hay aik hi aa kar lage kafi hay.

heyn !!! ab mai kyon bechari hoo gaye ?! ;raises eyebrow;
yeh to gamla lagne ke baad samajh main aa ga na
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jee pata hay aap ki khush-fehmi ka
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phir meri marham patti kaun kareyga ;snoota; yahaan toh koe doc bhi nahi hai ;bummer;..sirf lawyers..chaiwaley..dhobi aur aik do merey jaisey loog hain ;honh;
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phir meri marham patti kaun kareyga ;snoota; yahaan toh koe doc bhi nahi hai ;bummer;..sirf lawyers..chaiwaley..dhobi aur aik do merey jaisey loog hain ;honh;
that's funny DD!
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yeh kis qism ke log hain?
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