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Old Apr 17th, 2009, 04:06 pm   #1 (permalink)
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Might have read/heard them before, but still classic..!

SANTA n BANTA mania continues

SANTA declares:

.. . . I will never marry in my life&. . .

.. . . I'll give same advice to my children also. .. . . .

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SANTA talking on cell.

BANTA: kis se baat kar raho ho.

SANTA: biwi se.....

BANTA: itne... pyar se....?

SANTA: tumhari hai. . .

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A donkey kicked SANTA & ran away

SANTA ran to catch the donkey. He saw a zebra & started beating it & said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'.

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SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.


1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.

2.Weakness:Banta' s wife,Preeto.

3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.

4.Threat:When I am on tour

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SANTA: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.

Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.

============ ========= ========= =====

On Jeeto's bday

SANTA had no money, so he sent a cheque of 100 kisses.

When he returns home Jeeto said: Thanks I got cheque cashed from bank manager.

============ ========= ========= ========

teacher: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times

SANTA: lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes lara lara

============ ========= ========= ======

Teacher: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.

Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan....

============ ========= ========= ========= ===

Santa went to mysore palace.

Tourist guide - santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair

Santa - oye dont worry yaar i'll get up when he comes.!!..

============ ========= ========= ========= ===

SANTA wanted to make a STD. call to punjab,

He wanted to save money so what did he do?

Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call.

============ ========= ========= ========= =====

Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital

ki jagah pizza hut kyun leja raha hai........

SANTA: Kyun key pizza hut mein"Delivery Free" hai.

============ ========= ========= ========= =

SANTA aapko bus me logo ne kyu mara?

SANTA: Are yaar mere photo bus me niche gir gaya aur mene kaha madam jara sari upper kijiye photo lena hai.....

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SANTA enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil?

Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai saab!

SANTA : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE.

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One tourist from U.S.A. asked to SANTA: Any great man born in this village?

SANTA: no sir, only small Babies!!!

============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ========= ==
American says: "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.."

SANTA says: " India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"

============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ========= ======

When TITANIC was sinking, a man asks SANTAji, how far is LAND?

SANTA: 2kms....

Man jumps into THE sea & asks: which way?

SANTA: DOWNWARDS.

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SANTA orders pizza.

Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?

SANTA: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge

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Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?

Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.

============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ===

Santa was sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.

Banta asked what he was doing?

Santa replied, Oye! higher studies yaar.

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SANTA n BANTA were fighting after exam.

Sir: Y r u fighting?

SANTA: This fool left the answer sheet blank,

Sir: So what?

SANTA: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.

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SANTA: I'm very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.

BANTA: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent my wife with him.

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Santa : Yaar, main apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai. ki devan??
Banta : Gold ring de de
Santa : nai yaar, koi badi cheez das.
Banta : Micheline da tyre de de
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Old Apr 17th, 2009, 04:34 pm   #2 (permalink)
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Old Apr 17th, 2009, 04:37 pm   #3 (permalink)
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Might have read/heard them before, but still classic..!

SANTA n BANTA mania continues

SANTA declares:

.. . . I will never marry in my life&. . .

.. . . I'll give same advice to my children also. .. . . .

============ ========= ========= ========= ===



SANTA talking on cell.

BANTA: kis se baat kar raho ho.

SANTA: biwi se.....

BANTA: itne... pyar se....?

SANTA: tumhari hai. . .

============ ========= ========= ========= ===


SANTA: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.

Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.

============ ========= ========= =====

On Jeeto's bday

SANTA had no money, so he sent a cheque of 100 kisses.

When he returns home Jeeto said: Thanks I got cheque cashed from bank manager.

============ ========= ========= ========

teacher: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times

SANTA: lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes lara lara

============ ========= ========= ======

Teacher: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.

Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan....

============ ========= ========= ========= ===


Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital

ki jagah pizza hut kyun leja raha hai........

SANTA: Kyun key pizza hut mein"Delivery Free" hai.

============ ========= ========= ========= =

SANTA aapko bus me logo ne kyu mara?

SANTA: Are yaar mere photo bus me niche gir gaya aur mene kaha madam jara sari upper kijiye photo lena hai.....

============ ========= ========= ========= =========


Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?

Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.

============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ===

============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ===

SANTA: I'm very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.

BANTA: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent my wife with him.

========================================
Santa : Yaar, main apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai. ki devan??
Banta : Gold ring de de
Santa : nai yaar, koi badi cheez das.
Banta : Micheline da tyre de de
nice ones Chaiwala
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Nice jokes about both of the sardars !
Now tell us who is Santa and who is Banta among both of you ?
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Old Apr 17th, 2009, 05:17 pm   #5 (permalink)
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the last one had me almost literally roll on the floor
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Nice jokes about both of the sardars !
Now tell us who is Santa and who is Banta among both of you ?
may bataounga if u tell me which one u are..

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the last one had me almost literally roll on the floor
yaar u can imagine my halaat.. I am at work.. and everyone here is wondering whats wrong with me..
has has keh mere table par meri raal tapak gayee..!!

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may bataounga if u tell me which one u are..


I was referring to you and DB
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whats wrong with me..
has has keh mere table par meri raal tapak gayee..!!
ewww grosss !!!



























BTW nice jokes ;grin;
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santa is CW aur banta is DB cause banta mei "b" hai aur DB mei bhi "b " hai aur santa me ss ki awaaz nikalti hai aur CW mai bhi ccc ki awaaz nikalti hai

;sooching uss farming school ka asar par gaya hai ;
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sara DD nay clarify kar diya.. ab tum preeto ho ya jeeto.. ?

DD yaar ab tum aur sara dono mil ka socho.. Preeto kaun hai aur jeeto kon hai


or haan farming school, kaisa chal raha hai..? aaj kia seekha? gobar saaf karna ? :haha:
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I'm neither of them
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DD yaar ab tum aur sara dono mil ka socho.. Preeto kaun hai aur jeeto kon hai
neither !!! dono ajeeb sey naam hain ;snoota; humaari shaan mei gustaakhi hoogi !!!
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I'm neither of them
no yaar.. this not soppible..! aik preeto aur aik geeto ko to hona hee paray gaa..

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neither !!! dono ajeeb sey naam hain ;snoota; humaari shaan mei gustaakhi hoogi !!!

ewww !!!
chalo naam may kia hai.. u ko Deeedo bula laytay hain..

Farming school may sab kuch karna parta hai bachu.. jo yeh Ewww kar rahee ho..
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chalo naam may kia hai.. u ko Deeedo bula laytay hain..
eeeww

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wahaan aapsey kerwa loongi sub kaam !!!
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mere ko pagal gadhee nay chooma hai kia jo tumhare kaam karoun..? hain..?
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nahi pagal gadhey ney kaata hai !!!
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nahi pagal gadhey ney kaata hai !!!
kar di na pagaloun wali baat.. gadha kattna nahee hai.. maarta hai.. aur woh bhi dulaati..!!

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ewwwwwwwwww
hain..? jara clafiry kardoun... may nay us ko nahee chooma..!! ookhay..!?
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hain..? jara clafiry kardoun... may nay us ko nahee chooma..!! ookhay..!?
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kya farq parta hai !!! same thing !!!

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aapka gadha kaat ta hai !!!
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Gadha to apna freind hai yaar.. wohi to mere chai ke dhabbay ko khenchta hai..
kam say kam kaam to karta hai naa.. u ki tarha time pass nahee..
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