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Old Apr 9th, 2009, 04:37 pm   #1 (permalink)
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A man sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came
to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, “DELIVERED”
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Old Apr 9th, 2009, 06:54 pm   #2 (permalink)
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Boy or girl?
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Old Apr 9th, 2009, 07:07 pm   #3 (permalink)
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Old Apr 9th, 2009, 07:24 pm   #4 (permalink)
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Old Apr 9th, 2009, 08:34 pm   #5 (permalink)
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My SMS always comes back with a "Sent" message. It does not accept a "Delivery".
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Old Apr 9th, 2009, 08:37 pm   #6 (permalink)
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^ Don't worry , someday it will accept a delivery
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Old Apr 9th, 2009, 08:44 pm   #7 (permalink)
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^ Don't worry , someday it will accept a delivery
Well then, I would have to keep my helmet on. (Reference)
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Old Apr 9th, 2009, 08:47 pm   #8 (permalink)
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You will keep the helmet to yourself ?
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Old Apr 9th, 2009, 08:53 pm   #9 (permalink)
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You will keep the helmet to yourself ?
I'll need it in case I receive a bad delivery.
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It'll be either a girl or a boy , how will it be a bad delivery ?
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Old Apr 10th, 2009, 12:21 am   #11 (permalink)
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;zoor sey smack;
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Sara mere cell pe yeh mesg bohot aatay hain..mere itnay saray bachay hain. ? :hayaa: **fainting**

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do aur maro, meri taraf say..!
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Old Apr 17th, 2009, 06:47 pm   #13 (permalink)
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very smart !!!
apney aapko maarney sey acha aapko na maaroo ;honh;
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Old Apr 17th, 2009, 07:12 pm   #14 (permalink)
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^ go ahead DD !
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very smart !!!
apney aapko maarney sey acha aapko na maaroo ;honh;
**speaking in the specific indian movie Robert accent**

Robert.. hum nay kaha tha naa.. dekhlo.. hamari ghustkhi karne walaoun keh saath yehi anjaam hota hai.. apna sir khud phar lete hain..!! :muahahahahah:


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^ go ahead DD !
u mean aur zor keh smack..! haan i am too watching DD.. karo karo..
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Naheen, I want to see DD smacking at you
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Old Apr 18th, 2009, 12:45 am   #17 (permalink)
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Naheen, I want to see DD smacking at you
meyrey beycharey haath mei dard hoo jaygi ;bummer;
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Robert.. hum nay kaha tha naa.. dekhlo.. hamari ghustkhi karne walaoun keh saath yehi anjaam hota hai.. apna sir khud phar lete hain..!! :muahahahahah:
visualising it is gross ;ewwwww;
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