| . |   Apr 7th, 2009, 05:58 pm | #1 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds." When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?" The blonde nods. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day." "From hunger, you mean?" said the doctor. "No, from skipping," replied the blonde.  |  |  | | Apr 7th, 2009, 06:48 pm | #2 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 |  @ the joke. Quote: Originally Posted by sara  A blonde is overweight | *ahem* Looks to be true. | | | | | Apr 7th, 2009, 07:06 pm | #3 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | DD where are you?  | | | | | Apr 7th, 2009, 07:51 pm | #4 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | lol @ the joke !!! nice idea !!! skipping i mean ;winkey; haan haan aapko he toh sub info hai ;snoota; baahir gaye thee na ;smile; | | | | | Apr 7th, 2009, 07:56 pm | #5 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Sara, you should have preceded the overweight with "super", like this: DD, A super blonde is overweight, OR; DD, A blonde is super overweight. Quote: Originally Posted by sara DD where are you? | Don't believe a word she tells you. Quote: | haan haan aapko he toh sub info hai ;snoota; | So how's the blonde diary looking so far? | | | | | Apr 7th, 2009, 07:59 pm | #6 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: Sara, you should have preceded the overweight with "super", like this:
DD, A super blonde is overweight, OR;
DD, A blonde is super overweight. | aur koe options nahi hain kya?! ;bummer; Quote: | Don't believe a word she tells you. | oye hello !!! sara ke kaan na bharain ;snoota; Quote: | So how's the blonde diary looking so far? | It got me into trouble ;bummer; | | | | | Apr 7th, 2009, 08:05 pm | #7 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: | aur koe options nahi hain kya?! ;bummer; | I forgot one more: DD, A super blonde is super overweight. ... I just remembered, four more: DD, A, B and C. DD, A and C are correct. DD, A and B are correct. DD, Either statement is correct (in which case, you are correct). Quote: | oye hello !!! sara ke kaan na bharain ;snoota; | Sara is very wise. Quote: | It got me into trouble ;bummer; | Tell me about it. Especially July.  (speaking of which, you still haven't drawn me a visual ) | | | | | Apr 7th, 2009, 08:07 pm | #8 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | buri baat DB,asking about july PS- DD let's talk with his wife | | | | | Apr 7th, 2009, 08:09 pm | #9 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by sara buri baat DB,asking about july | I think our blonde is overweight in that category too. *Bhaaging* | | | | | Apr 7th, 2009, 08:11 pm | #10 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 |  DD can better say that ! | | | | | Apr 7th, 2009, 08:12 pm | #11 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by sara DD can better say that ! | Oh didn't you know? She went skipping. | | | | | Apr 7th, 2009, 08:13 pm | #12 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Let's wait for her to come & reply | | | | | Apr 7th, 2009, 08:16 pm | #13 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ;aasteeney charhaake going to sara; & saying lets have a talk with DB's wife !!! | | | | | Apr 7th, 2009, 08:18 pm | #14 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Yes DD, let's go | | | | | Apr 7th, 2009, 08:19 pm | #15 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | DB give your wife's contact number | | | | | Apr 7th, 2009, 08:20 pm | #16 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | Oh didn't you know? She went skipping. | ;smack; not skipping but studying !!! DB ke wife ka address nahi pata ;bummer; | | | | | Apr 7th, 2009, 08:22 pm | #17 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: | ;aasteeney charhaake going to sara; | Having a rough period, oh my. | | | | | Apr 7th, 2009, 08:22 pm | #18 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: | DB ke wife ka address nahi pata ;bummer; | DB sey maloom kar lete hain | | | | | Apr 7th, 2009, 08:23 pm | #19 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai Having a rough period, oh my. |  | | | | | Apr 7th, 2009, 08:30 pm | #20 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | Having a rough period, oh my. | ;honh; obviously !!! Quote: | DB sey maloom kar lete hain | you think woh bataaingey !!! woh apney pair pe khud kulhaari thori maraingey !!! | | | | | Apr 7th, 2009, 08:45 pm | #21 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by sara Yes DD, let's go | Sara Jee, aapnay kiya baat karni hai? | | | | | Apr 7th, 2009, 08:47 pm | #22 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ^;smack; aapko lagta hai hum aapko bataaingey ;honh;
woh sub ladies ke beech ke bataain hain !!! | | | | | Apr 7th, 2009, 08:53 pm | #23 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai Sara Jee, aapnay kiya baat karni hai? | DB yeh aap kiun jaanna chahte hain ? Woh hum ladies ke beech ke baatein hain ! | | | | | Apr 7th, 2009, 08:57 pm | #24 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by dewdrops ^;smack; aapko lagta hai hum aapko bataaingey ;honh;
woh sub ladies ke beech ke bataain hain !!! | Quote: Originally Posted by sara DB yeh aap kiun jaanna chahte hain ? Woh hum ladies ke beech ke baatein hain ! | Itna bhi kiya pardah, hum bhi beech mein aajaatey hain.  | | | | | Apr 7th, 2009, 09:20 pm | #25 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | haila !!!
;zoor sey smack; aap aur aapki baatain !!! | | | | | Apr 7th, 2009, 09:29 pm | #26 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai Itna bhi kiya pardah, hum bhi beech mein aajaatey hain. | Aap bhi beech mein aajayein , ab contact number / address dein  PS - DD let's get ready | | | | | Apr 7th, 2009, 09:33 pm | #27 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | mai toh kub sey tayyar baithe hoon ;bummer; | | | | | Apr 8th, 2009, 01:52 am | #28 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: | ;aasteeney charhaake going to sara; | Waisey yeh bara classic scene tha, arey bhai wah. Aasteenein chardhee hui theen, lagta hai full-size shirt pehan rakhi thi thread mein enter honay sey pehley.
Waisey yeh thread ki entry to blonde diary mein hogi nahin (kyonkay the diary is thinner ) magar hum chah rahey thay kay woh bhi moti hojaaye. Both blonde and the diary should look similar, right?
*Jaan bacha kar bhaaging* | | | | | Apr 8th, 2009, 04:22 am | #29 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | DD has learnt to be patient !!! ;smile;
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