| . | Apr 7th, 2009, 04:07 pm | #1 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | The newly wed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon we're going to be three in this house instead of two." The husband started glowing with happiness and kissing his wife said, "Oh darling, I'm the happiest man in the world." "I'm glad that you feel that way because tomorrow morning my mother moves in with us," she replied. | | | Apr 7th, 2009, 04:11 pm | #2 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | | | | Apr 7th, 2009, 04:17 pm | #3 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | lol !!! aagey ka scene nahi bataaya sara ?!! | | | Apr 7th, 2009, 04:27 pm | #4 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 12:28 pm Location: hum to be-ghar hain Posts: 955 | ^ agay kiya 2 main se reh giya aik. | | | Apr 7th, 2009, 04:35 pm | #5 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | rotfl !!! magar achi ending bhi toh ho sakte hai na !!! | | | Apr 7th, 2009, 04:42 pm | #6 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | A guideline for husbands, indeed. | | | Apr 7th, 2009, 04:45 pm | #7 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | yep !!! i agree with DB. they should know how to interpret what the wife says !! | | | Apr 7th, 2009, 04:45 pm | #8 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | What's the guideline for husbands ? | | | Apr 7th, 2009, 04:46 pm | #9 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | I pity the poor husband in the joke | | | Apr 7th, 2009, 04:51 pm | #10 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | oye hello !!! take back what you said sara !!! ;naraz; | | | Apr 7th, 2009, 04:52 pm | #11 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | But, it's the husband's fault that he couldn't understand what his wife was going to say | | | Apr 7th, 2009, 04:56 pm | #12 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: yep !!! i agree with DB. they should know how to interpret what the wife says !! | DB does not want to throw out wrong assumptions. Its the wife who should be happy.  After all, she may turn out like that new bride. oye hello. Na dhakkay maarein Sara ko. | | | Apr 7th, 2009, 04:59 pm | #13 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | But, it's the husband's fault that he couldn't understand what his wife was going to say | exactlyyyyy !!! so pity the wife !!! Quote: | oye hello. She feels pity for the poor husband, and I do too. | actually no Wife's dont require anyone's pity ;snoota; you can pity the husband !!! ;grin; Quote: | DB does not want to throw out wrong assumptions. Its the wife who should be happy. After all, she may turn out like that new bride. | toh husband kiss din kaam aaingey ?! he can teach her how to cook ;grin; | | | Apr 7th, 2009, 05:06 pm | #14 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: toh husband kiss din kaam aaingey ?! he can teach her how to cook ;grin; | Aapki lift mein koi hai nahin aur abhi sey nakhrey shuru. oye hello. Na dhakkay maarein Sara ko. | | | Apr 7th, 2009, 05:09 pm | #15 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | Aapki lift mein koi hai nahin aur abhi sey nakhrey shuru. | lift mei khaana kyon pakaana hooga !!! Quote: | oye hello. Na dhakkay maarein Sara ko. | mainey kub dhakkey maarey !!! | | | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes | Linear Mode | Posting Rules | You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts HTML code is Off | | | All times are GMT. The time now is 02:05 pm. | |