| . |   Apr 6th, 2009, 02:42 pm | #1 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | A wife hit her husband with a frying pan.
Husband: What was that for..?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket
with the name Jenny on it.
Husband: I took part in a race last week
and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is on the Phone. |  |  | | Apr 6th, 2009, 04:10 pm | #2 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | I was going to say something to DB & CW magar thought agains it ;patting herself for the achievement;
BTW nice joke !!!
kuch husbands aisey he hootey hain !!! ;honh; | | | | | Apr 6th, 2009, 04:27 pm | #3 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | What were you going to say to DB & CW ? | | | | | Apr 6th, 2009, 06:48 pm | #4 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ;whispers in sara's ear;
;both of them have a good laugh; | | | | | Apr 6th, 2009, 08:00 pm | #5 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | | | | | | Apr 6th, 2009, 08:02 pm | #6 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by dewdrops  ;both of them have a good laugh; | Oh my, you are just cracking jokes today.  Looks to me like another sardaarni joke. At least this one can use the technology.  That blonde diary must be getting jealous reading these intelligent sardaarni jokes. Ohh, goooooood memories from this thread. | | | | | Apr 6th, 2009, 08:05 pm | #7 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | It's so difficult to understand what DB writes  | | | | | Apr 6th, 2009, 08:07 pm | #8 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | Looks to me like another sardaarni joke. At least this one can use the technology. | jub sardaar dhobi use ker saktey hain toh hum kyon nahi ;snoota; Quote: | That blonde diary must be getting jealous reading these intelligent sardaarni jokes. | ;blush hoing; ;ignoring the last line ;
| | | | | Apr 6th, 2009, 08:10 pm | #9 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | It's so difficult to understand what DB writes | ab mei 70 % samajh lete hoon !!! ;grin; | | | | | Apr 6th, 2009, 08:16 pm | #10 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by dewdrops ab mei 70 % samajh lete hoon !!! ;grin; | 30% is still non-functional. Poor you. ;arey bhai blondes ko jo cheez pasand na aaye usey fauran ignore;
Quote: Originally Posted by sara It's so difficult to understand what DB writes | Sara, have you paid the fees to delete your thread? | | | | | Apr 6th, 2009, 08:20 pm | #11 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Ya, here it was Arab customers | | | | | Apr 6th, 2009, 08:25 pm | #12 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | 30% is still non-functional. Poor you. | woh parhai mei functinal hai baaqi aapke bataain samajhney mei functional hai ;sigh; Quote: | ;arey bhai blondes ko jo cheez pasand na aaye usey fauran ignore; | ;phir se ignore but this time ghooring DB; pehley we need a demo ;honh; | | | | | Apr 6th, 2009, 08:40 pm | #13 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by sara | Better submit the thread-deletion fees. Arab customers Quote: | woh parhai mei functinal hai baaqi aapke bataain samajhney mei functional hai ;sigh; | What is a URL?  Quote: | ;phir se ignore but this time ghooring DB; |  | | | | | Apr 6th, 2009, 08:43 pm | #14 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | What fee do I have to pay ? | | | | | Apr 6th, 2009, 08:46 pm | #15 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by sara What fee do I have to pay ? | Oh wait, the fee was waived for you. I completely forgot to add that in.  | | | | | Apr 6th, 2009, 08:47 pm | #16 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | That's better! | | | | | Apr 6th, 2009, 08:52 pm | #17 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | U- Short form of you !!! R-Short form of are!!! L-short form of Lazy !!! Quote: | the fee was waived for you. | chalo kuch toh concession kiya fellow sardaarni ke liye ;grin; itna blushing kyon ??? woh ghussey sey ghooring tha ;honh; | | | | | Apr 6th, 2009, 08:55 pm | #18 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: | chalo kuch toh concession kiya fellow sardaarni ke liye ;grin; | I'm not a Sardaarni | | | | | Apr 6th, 2009, 09:03 pm | #19 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | paagal bhi apney aap ko paagal nahi kehta ;bummer; | | | | | Apr 6th, 2009, 09:05 pm | #20 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | ssssssshhhhhhhhh  | | | | | Apr 6th, 2009, 09:07 pm | #21 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Since the PM conversation is out in the public... reminds me of this.  | | | | | Apr 6th, 2009, 09:12 pm | #22 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | loot poot hooke hansing @ the image !!! itna intelligent message toh aapney he khud likha hooga na ;grin;
;oops; sorry sara ghalti sey zoor sey bool diya ;bummer; | | | | | Apr 6th, 2009, 09:14 pm | #23 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: | loot poot hooke hansing @ the image !!! itna intelligent message toh aapney he khud likha hooga na ;grin; | Aap apni lift ki fikar karna shuru karein. Meri duyaaein hain unkay saath jo eik din is mein baith kar seedha upar jaayengey. | | | | | Apr 6th, 2009, 09:17 pm | #24 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | Aap apni lift ki fikar karna shuru karein. | toh aap kyon fikar rahey hain ;honh; Quote: | Meri duyaaein hain unkay saath jo eik din is mein baith kar seedha upar jaayengey. | wwah kya lift hai meri !!! seedhey he promotion mil jayega !!! ;getting in her own lift; | | | | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes |  Linear Mode |  Posting Rules | You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts
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