| . |   Apr 6th, 2009, 12:15 am | #1 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | DB & CW & MM read this !!! Quote: A Sardarni and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from LosAngeles to New York. The American asks if she would like to play a fun-game.
The Sardarni, tired, just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The American persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and vice versa."
Again, the Sardarni declines and tries to get some sleep.
The American, now worked up, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer,you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $500."
This gets the sardarni's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this! torment,agrees to the game.
The American asks the first question, "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"
The Sardarni doesn't say a word, reaches into her wallet, pulls out a $5 bill and hands it to the American.
"Okay," says the American, "Your turn."So the Sardarni asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"
The American thinks about it. No answer. Puzzled, he takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. No answer!
He taps into the air-phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress. No answer.
Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and co-workers.
Checks the input. All to no avail!
Finally, a long time later, he wakes the Sardarni and hands her $500.
The Sardarni thanks him and turns back to get her sleep.
The American, more than a little miffed, stirs the Sardarni and asks,"Well,what's the answer?"
Without a word, the Sardarni reaches into her purse, hands the American $5, and goes back to sleep! | |  |  | | Apr 6th, 2009, 12:27 am | #2 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 |  @ title and the note in red. American taps into Library of Congress.  I say this sardaarni is getting out of control.  | | | | | Apr 6th, 2009, 12:32 am | #3 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ;smack;you have to scrutinise each & every line !!! | | | | | Apr 6th, 2009, 12:43 am | #4 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | In conclusion, lazy sardaarni, cannot operate electronic equipment, asks for homework online, sleeps most of her time, adds !!! and is not fun even on an airplane.
*Sar per paaon rakh kar bhaagnay wali smiley* | | | | | Apr 6th, 2009, 01:02 am | #5 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | cannot operate electronic equipment, asks for homework online, | ha !!! who is a sardaar now ??? jealous loog !!! ;snoota; apni apni pasand hai ;muskuraaying; Quote: | and is not fun even on an airplane. | ;ghooring ghussey sey; Quote: | *Sar per paaon rakh kar bhaagnay wali smiley* | kiss beychaari chirya ka sar , per , aur paaon rakh liya aapne ??? ;raises eyebrow; Jallad loog !!! ;honh; | | | | | Apr 6th, 2009, 02:01 pm | #6 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | | | | | | Apr 6th, 2009, 02:27 pm | #7 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ismey confused hooney waali kya baat hai ? | | | | | Apr 6th, 2009, 02:31 pm | #8 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Mein yeh conversation pardh ker confuse ho rahi hoon  | | | | | Apr 6th, 2009, 07:52 pm | #9 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by sara  Mein yeh conversation pardh ker confuse ho rahi hoon | Even though you weren't addressed, Sara, don't be confused. Let a sardaarni help you !!! Dewdrops Jee, come help your fellow sardaarni. | | | | | Apr 6th, 2009, 08:00 pm | #10 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | | | | | | Apr 6th, 2009, 08:03 pm | #11 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | Even though you weren't addressed, Sara, don't be confused. Let a sardaarni help you !!! Dewdrops Jee, come help your fellow sardaarni. | ab hum apney fellow sardaar ke baat kaisey taal saktey hain....zaroor help karaingey fellow sardaarni kee ;muskuraaying; ;help coming in PM; weather ke wajah sey shayd delay hoo jaye so be patient !!! | | | | | Apr 6th, 2009, 08:11 pm | #12 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Two sardaarnis conversing each other in PM. There must be a joke somewhere for this. One sar khujaaying, the other's always late (even when she is on time, she is late ) | | | | | Apr 6th, 2009, 08:17 pm | #13 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | And what about this Sardar ? | | | | | Apr 6th, 2009, 08:27 pm | #14 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | Two sardaarnis conversing each other in PM. | & DB's dhyaan waheen laging !!! Quote: | There must be a joke somewhere for this. One sar khujaaying, the other's always late (even when she is on time, she is late ) | aapko bara tajarba hai !!! ;rolleyes; | | | | | Apr 6th, 2009, 08:35 pm | #15 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by sara And what about this Sardar ? | I don't see him anywhere, do you B.E.G.?  Quote: Originally Posted by dewdrops & DB's dhyaan waheen laging !!! | To lagney dein. Looks like a one-way PM conversation so far. The other is either busy sleeping or busy trying to work over the 30% non-functional part of the brain.  Such a life is for blondes. | | | | | Apr 6th, 2009, 08:39 pm | #16 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | taak jhaank kerney ke aadat sardaron ki bhi hotee hai ;shocked; Quote: | Looks like a one-way PM conversation so far. | ;snoota; assumptions !!! Assumptions !!! assumptions !!! Quote: | The other is either busy sleeping or busy trying to work over the 30% non-functional part of the brain. | right books ke saath was trying to work the 30% of the brain ;bummer; Quote: | Such a life is for blondes. | aapko toh sub pata hai na ;referring to that tang waali image; | | | | | Apr 6th, 2009, 08:44 pm | #17 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: | taak jhaank kerney ke aadat sardaron ki bhi hotee hai ;shocked; | You must be right. You have so much to offer, I suggest you start a campaign to represent sardaarnis all over the world. They will look at you as their elected official. Quote: | ;snoota; assumptions !!! Assumptions !!! assumptions !!! | !!! Quote: | ;referring to that tang waali image; | Oh, completely forgot. | | | | | Apr 6th, 2009, 08:50 pm | #18 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | I suggest you start a campaign to represent sardaarnis all over the world. They will look at you as their elected official. | Sorry !!! Mai busy hoon na ;bummer; badaam khaaya karain ;grin; mei bheyjoon !!! | | | | | Apr 6th, 2009, 08:57 pm | #19 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Sorry !!!
Mai busy hoon na ;bummer; | Oh I just remembered, conversing with your fellow over PM. Has it reached its destination yet? Quote: badaam khaaya karain ;grin;
mei bheyjoon !!! | If you bring it along yourself, I will add a 50% discount towards your next laundry. | | | | | Apr 6th, 2009, 09:06 pm | #20 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | Has it reached its destination yet? | ;whispering; abhi source sey he start nahi hua toh destination tak kaisey pahuncheyga ;winkey; Quote: | f you bring it along yourself, I will add a 50% discount towards your next laundry. | meyrey transport ka kharcha kaun deyga ;honh; | | | | | Apr 6th, 2009, 09:10 pm | #21 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: | meyrey transport ka kharcha kaun deyga ;honh; | *ahem* Hamein patah chala hai "dew to har roz aati hai !!!", eik din badaam bhi lay aaye. | | | | | Apr 6th, 2009, 09:13 pm | #22 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | badaam waali dew muft mei nahi aati !!! | | | | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes |  Linear Mode |  Posting Rules | You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts
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