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Old Apr 1st, 2009, 12:48 am   #1 (permalink)
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Once a sardar watches an english movie and disscusses about the film the next day with his friend

SARDAR: kal raat maine 3 ghannte ka ek english picture ki CD dekhi ,na koi scenes dikhe na koi awaaz sunni ,

FRIEND: picture ka naam kya tha?????

SARDAR:" NO DISC INSERTED"
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Old Apr 1st, 2009, 01:51 am   #2 (permalink)
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Old Apr 1st, 2009, 11:39 pm   #3 (permalink)
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Shuker hai yeh nahin poocha sardar sey kay English picture ki CD DVD mein dekhi ya CD player mein.

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Old Apr 1st, 2009, 11:48 pm   #4 (permalink)
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aap dono ko bara tajarba hai sardaaron ke saath ;raises eyebrow;
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Old Apr 2nd, 2009, 12:00 am   #5 (permalink)
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aap dono ko bara tajarba hai sardaaron ke saath ;raises eyebrow;
You have posted all the Sardar jokes. I wonder why.
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Old Apr 2nd, 2009, 12:08 am   #6 (permalink)
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mujhey pasand hain issliyey.
nothing more to it ;honh;
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Old Apr 2nd, 2009, 06:00 am   #7 (permalink)
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poor sardar
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Old Apr 2nd, 2009, 03:30 pm   #8 (permalink)
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poor sardar
He is not a poor sardar. He is far from a poor sardar. He can afford an English movie and watch it on his CD player for 3 hours.
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Old Apr 2nd, 2009, 04:07 pm   #9 (permalink)
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apko kaisey pata ke DVD player mei daali the ya CD player mei ??
tello tello !!!
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Old Apr 2nd, 2009, 04:09 pm   #10 (permalink)
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apko kaisey pata ke DVD player mei daali the ya CD player mei ??
tello tello !!!
Jo aap posting hum wohi telling, Ms. tello tello !!!
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Old Apr 2nd, 2009, 04:16 pm   #11 (permalink)
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mainey kahaan likha ki DVD player mei daali thi ya CD player mei ???
mainey toh sirf CD likha hai ;honh;


ab tello !!!
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Old Apr 2nd, 2009, 04:23 pm   #12 (permalink)
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mainey kahaan likha ki DVD player mei daali thi ya CD player mei ???
mainey toh sirf CD likha hai ;honh;


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kal raat maine 3 ghannte ka ek english picture ki CD dekhi
Sara felt emotional for poor sardar.
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Old Apr 2nd, 2009, 04:27 pm   #13 (permalink)
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jee jee tello tello !!!

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beychare saraa ko khaamkhaah english picture dikha dee aapney
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Old Apr 3rd, 2009, 06:20 pm   #14 (permalink)
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aap dono ko bara tajarba hai sardaaron ke saath ;raises eyebrow;
haan sardarniyoun say hum khoob nipattna jantay hain..
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I did not feel emotional for Sardar
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Old Apr 3rd, 2009, 08:37 pm   #16 (permalink)
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I did not feel emotional for Sardar

is baat par itna emotional honay ki zaroorat bhi nahee hai.
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Old Apr 3rd, 2009, 10:15 pm   #17 (permalink)
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haan sardarniyoun say hum khoob nipattna jantay hain..
aap dono sardar hain kya???
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haan sardarniyoun say hum khoob nipattna jantay hain..
Especially thread kholnay wali sardarniyoun sey (No disc inserted).
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Intelligent sardaarni !!!

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Old Apr 6th, 2009, 12:36 am   #21 (permalink)
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ok !!! aik arabic coke chalega ???



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If it comes with a dew, happily.
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Old Apr 6th, 2009, 12:41 am   #23 (permalink)
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few drops of water chalaingey ???
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Old Apr 6th, 2009, 12:46 am   #24 (permalink)
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few drops of water chalaingey ???
Nul ka pani.

Dew drop only.
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Old Apr 6th, 2009, 01:03 am   #25 (permalink)
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hellloo!!! paani sey kaam chalaain !!!
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Santa: Raat ko eik english film ki CD dekhi us mein na awaz thi na story .... !

Banta: Film ka naam kya tha ..... ???

Santa: "No Disc Inserted"

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Old Jul 11th, 2009, 04:47 pm   #27 (permalink)
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