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Old Mar 27th, 2009, 02:01 pm   #1 (permalink)
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Read this Funny Coverstion of Sholay in IT Style ....


Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered.

They reach Ramgad and started shouting: "Abe O thakur! Kahan hai woh loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka nikal gaya ".

Thakur [with anger]: "Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai."

Kaalia: "Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya?"

Thakur: "Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha hai."

Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one Water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a laptop.

Kaalia Starts Laughing and says: "Ha ha... thakur ne newbies ko liya hai, Ye log Programming karenge? In ko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate."

Veeru shouts: "Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log consultants hain, Kuch bhi kar sakte hain."

Jai hits his keyboard, then says: "jaao kaalia, Gabbar se kahna keh uska server down ho gaya hai."

AT GABBAR'S DEN...

Gabbar: "Kitne bugs thay?"
Kaalia: "Do sarkaar."
Gabbar: "Wo do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar sake? Kya soch key aaye ho? Gabbar bahoot khush hoga? Naya assignment dega ...aur increment bhi? Iski saza milegi... barabar milegi!"
[Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa]. "Kitne sessions hain is machine mein?"
Sambaa: "Chhey sarkaar."
Gabbar: "Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naainsaafi hai." [logout - logout - logout]. "Haan ab theek hai... ab tera kya hoga" Kaalia?"

Kaalia: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha."

Gabbar: "To ab documentation kar!
Ha...... Ha...... Ha...... Ha...... Ha...... Ha......
Ha.............................................


samjhay keh nahee..?
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Old Mar 27th, 2009, 02:09 pm   #2 (permalink)
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Best joke for today.
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Old Mar 27th, 2009, 03:15 pm   #3 (permalink)
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PS:mujhey bhi dos commands nahi aatey magar thori bohot programming aati hai ;hmm;
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Best joke for today.
I was rolling too when i read this..! lol. my fav line in this scene..
Jai hits his keyboard, then says: "jaao kaalia, Gabbar se kahna keh uska server down ho gaya hai."


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;hehe;

PS:mujhey bhi dos commands nahi aatey magar thori bohot programming aati hai ;hmm;
ooh really..? mere ko dos aata hai programming nahee
u scratch me back and me dhakka daying on urs..!! ummm.. i mean me scratch your back..!
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kahi aap gabbar keh aadmi to nahee..!!
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u scratch me back and me dhakka daying on urs..!! ummm.. i mean me scratch your back..!
hum bander thore hain ;honh;
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kahi aap gabbar keh aadmi to nahee..!!
;whispering; he is a ishpeshial agent ;winkey;
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hum bander thore hain ;honh;
kar dee na bandaroun wali baat.. bandar aik dosre ki kamar nahee khujatay.. lol.. sir keh joowain nikal keh khatay hain..!

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;whispering; he is a ishpeshial agent ;winkey;
oh you mean underwear agent.!??? (dialogeue : from Dhamaal movie)
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kar dee na bandaroun wali baat.. bandar aik dosre ki kamar nahee khujatay.. lol.. sir keh joowain nikal keh khatay hain..!
aapko bari info hai ;raises eyebrow;
;shabaashi deying;apney kareebe rishtedaroon ki info rakhna achi baat hai ;hehe;
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oh you mean underwear agent.!??? (dialogeue : from Dhamaal movie)
;smack; mai movies nahi deykhte ;grin;
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aapko bari info hai ;raises eyebrow;
;shabaashi deying;apney kareebe rishtedaroon ki info rakhna achi baat hai ;hehe;
agar tum meri chaiwali hoti .. to kehta. haan.. in-laws ki khabar rakhni partee hai..

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;smack; mai movies nahi deykhte ;grin;
ahcee baat hai. tumhare dekhnay say film definitaly flop ho jaye gee..!
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