| . |   Mar 26th, 2009, 08:04 pm | #1 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant. "No, no no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"  |  |  | | Mar 26th, 2009, 08:28 pm | #2 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ;hmm; | | | | | Mar 27th, 2009, 01:42 pm | #3 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by dewdrops  ;hmm; | ;hmm; Well, ;hmm; you seem like a sound sleeper ;hmm; | | | | | Mar 27th, 2009, 01:51 pm | #4 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | Sara.. do u have the number for this burglar..?  goodone..! Quote: Originally Posted by dewdrops ;hmm; | I think u are planning to have this burglar finished in jail.. takeh yeh raaz kissi ko na pata chalay..!!  Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai ;hmm; Well, ;hmm; you seem like a sound sleeper ;hmm; | let a mosquito get into your nose and then tell me who is a sound sleeper..!! hahaha | | |
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100% Funky, 100% Generous, 100% Loving,100% Talented, & 100% Sweet so...... don't lose me, okay! | | Mar 27th, 2009, 01:57 pm | #5 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by ChaiWala Sara.. do u have the number for this burglar..? goodone..! | Oh yes, do share with us men here. We all would appreciate coming home to a silence. Quote: Originally Posted by ChaiWala let a mosquito get into your nose and then tell me who is a sound sleeper..!! hahaha |  | | | | | Mar 27th, 2009, 03:03 pm | #6 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by ChaiWala Sara.. do u have the number for this burglar..? goodone..! | Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai Oh yes, do share with us men here. We all would appreciate coming home to a silence. | No way! I do not want to help you guys to come home in a silence ! | | | | | Mar 27th, 2009, 06:04 pm | #7 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai Oh yes, do share with us men here. We all would appreciate coming home to a silence. | exactly.. bohot saree duain milaingee.. aur thawaab bhi..! Quote: Originally Posted by sara No way! I do not want to help you guys to come home in a silence ! | kyun.. thawab nahee kamana..? | | | | | Mar 28th, 2009, 05:27 am | #8 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by ChaiWala kyun.. thawab nahee kamana..? | I don't want to get beaten up by your wives | | | | | Mar 28th, 2009, 06:22 am | #9 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | Quote: Originally Posted by sara I don't want to get beaten up by your wives | ooh meri aik nahee.. bohot saree wives hai aur mujhay hi nahee pata..!! yeh kia chakar hai.. ?  | | | | | Mar 28th, 2009, 06:52 am | #10 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by ChaiWala ooh meri aik nahee.. bohot saree wives hai aur mujhay hi nahee pata..!! yeh kia chakar hai.. ? | oh, I mean't your wife and dhobi_bhai's wife, that's why i wrote it as wives  | | |
Last edited by sara; Mar 28th, 2009 at 09:02 am. | | Mar 28th, 2009, 03:51 pm | #11 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by ChaiWala ooh meri aik nahee.. bohot saree wives hai aur mujhay hi nahee pata..!! yeh kia chakar hai.. ? | Arey Miyaan. It's alright, we sometimes forget which wife we are coming home to. Quote: Originally Posted by sara oh, I mean't your wife and dhobi_bhai's wife, that's why i wrote it as wives | And you still edited your post after 2 hours.  | | | | | Mar 28th, 2009, 04:09 pm | #12 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai And you still edited your post after 2 hours. | I just edited the smiley  | | | | | Mar 28th, 2009, 11:55 pm | #13 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ;loot poot hooke hansing; @ DB & CW | | | | | Mar 30th, 2009, 03:56 pm | #14 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | Quote: Originally Posted by sara oh, I mean't your wife and dhobi_bhai's wife, that's why i wrote it as wives | Thank god .. warna meri chai ki dukan to kia, toilet keh liye pani bhi nahee bachta.. Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai Arey Miyaan. It's alright, we sometimes forget which wife we are coming home to. |  aur haan.. kal jab bazaar jao to meri fav sabzi lana nahee bholna.. Gobi  Quote: Originally Posted by dewdrops ;loot poot hooke hansing; @ DB & CW | phir lotna potna shuru ho gaya.. kapray ganday karne ka bara hi shoq hai.. kia koi jannay wala detergent ki factory may kaam karta hai..? | | | | | Mar 30th, 2009, 04:33 pm | #15 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Mar 1st, 2009 - 07:04 am Location: ~ Un Kay Dill Mein ~ Posts: 80 | this is a joke not a discussion thread am sure  @ joke | | | | | Mar 30th, 2009, 04:46 pm | #16 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | Quote: Originally Posted by Mu$t4f4 this is a joke not a discussion thread am sure @ joke | yaar.. yehi baat samjhana chahta houn.. par samajhtay nahee hai log.. par jaha discussion na ho joke kaisay samajh aaye ga..  | | | | | Mar 30th, 2009, 05:40 pm | #17 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | per acha huwa ke patah toh chaley ChaiWala aur dhobi_bhai ki sochein | | | | | Mar 30th, 2009, 06:00 pm | #18 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | ahem.. dhobi_bhai ka kaam hai kapray dhona.. aur hamara bartan dhona..! samjhee.. ? | | | | | Mar 30th, 2009, 07:37 pm | #19 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | toh ? | | | | | Mar 30th, 2009, 08:16 pm | #20 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | toh.. toh .. ?  Dhobi_Bhai.. u samjhao naa..  | | | | | Mar 31st, 2009, 12:50 am | #21 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | phir lotna potna shuru ho gaya.. kapray ganday karne ka bara hi shoq hai.. kia koi jannay wala detergent ki factory may kaam karta hai..? | dhobi bhai hain na ;winkey; Quote: | Dhobi_Bhai.. u samjhao naa.. | unki bataain toh sur ke uper sey chali jaate hain ;sigh; | | | | | Mar 31st, 2009, 02:39 am | #22 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | Quote: Originally Posted by dewdrops dhobi bhai hain na ;winkey;
unki bataain toh sur ke uper sey chali jaate hain ;sigh; | tabhi kahoun keh kapre baar baar kyun mitti say ganday kiyay jate hain.. koi baat nahee. Dhobi_bhai nay do wadday wadday jhanway marne hain, sab samajh aajaye gaa | | | | | Mar 31st, 2009, 02:41 am | #23 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | jhanway matlab? | | | | | Mar 31st, 2009, 02:45 am | #24 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | jhanway .. mael nikalnay keh liye kaproun peh danday jo marte hain.. unko jhanwa khete hain.. tumhay jitna bhi jhanwa maro mael har waqt nikalta rahay gaa.. pata nahee kab say nahee nahayee..!! aur shoe polish say khud ko "gora" kartee ho | | | | | Mar 31st, 2009, 02:49 am | #25 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | aapsey he toh seekha tha ye sub ;honh; | | | | | Mar 31st, 2009, 03:07 am | #26 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | Quote: Originally Posted by dewdrops aapsey he toh seekha tha ye sub ;honh; | tum 100 saal ki burihiya. and may 23 saal ka jawan.. kaha say seekha..! ?  | | | | | Mar 31st, 2009, 02:45 pm | #27 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | aap 23 ke aagey 1 lagaana bhool gaye. shayad typing error ho its ok iss umer mei aisa hoo jaata hai kabhi kabhi. | | | | | Mar 31st, 2009, 02:56 pm | #28 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | We've such buddha & buddhis here? | | | | | Mar 31st, 2009, 02:59 pm | #29 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | I totally agree sara !!!
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