| . |   Mar 26th, 2009, 05:08 pm | #1 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: "Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's WRONG with me, Doctor!?" The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says: "Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight..."  |  |  | | Mar 26th, 2009, 05:12 pm | #2 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | huh..? :sir khujaaying: :soching:  :idea: ooh i "seeeee" ..! :thumbsup:  | | |
It's hard to find a friend who's......
100% Funky, 100% Generous, 100% Loving,100% Talented, & 100% Sweet so...... don't lose me, okay! | | Mar 26th, 2009, 05:12 pm | #3 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by ChaiWala  huh..? :sir khujaaying: :soching: :idea: ooh i "seeeee" ..! :thumbsup: | I was thinking, you know, could be a new bride (from that thread)... | | | | | Mar 26th, 2009, 05:14 pm | #4 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai I was thinking, you know, could be a new bride (from that thread)... |  aisee brides nahee chahiye mere ko..  maybe is wali nay woh 4 letter words walay kaam shuru kar diyay hongay..! | | | | | Mar 26th, 2009, 05:32 pm | #5 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by ChaiWala aisee brides nahee chahiye mere ko.. maybe is wali nay woh 4 letter words walay kaam shuru kar diyay hongay..! | Looks like a God's creation.  | | | | | Mar 26th, 2009, 07:25 pm | #6 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | hehe | | | | | Mar 27th, 2009, 01:47 pm | #7 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by dewdrops hehe | I am glad you got your eyesight checked. | | | | | Mar 27th, 2009, 01:52 pm | #8 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | ^^ lol..!! | | | | | Mar 27th, 2009, 03:10 pm | #9 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ^aapko bari hansi aa rahi hai unke baat pai ;honh; Quote: | I am glad you got your eyesight checked. | ;sooching how to get a payback; | | | | | Mar 27th, 2009, 03:14 pm | #10 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Why? What happened to DD's eyes? | | | | | Mar 27th, 2009, 03:19 pm | #11 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ;smack; woh loog meyra mazaakh ura rahey hain ;sigh; | | | | | Mar 27th, 2009, 06:14 pm | #12 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | Quote: Originally Posted by dewdrops ^aapko bari hansi aa rahi hai unke baat pai ;honh;
;sooching how to get a payback; | hansna mana hai kia bibi..? waisay u chashmattoo to nahee.. agar ho to thats cute, agar nahee to thats cute. aur agar aik aankh ka chashma hai to thats a pirate..! Quote: Originally Posted by sara Why? What happened to DD's eyes? | Allah na karay keh kuch ho.. Salamat rakhay.. hum sab ki beenayee..  ameen.. achay chaiwalay achee baatain karte hian haa.. Quote: Originally Posted by dewdrops ;smack; woh loog meyra mazaakh ura rahey hain ;sigh; | mazaakh uranay ke liye hai..? i thought keh ganja kar keh baal uraa rahay hain..!! | | | | | Mar 31st, 2009, 01:06 am | #13 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | Allah na karay keh kuch ho.. Salamat rakhay.. hum sab ki beenayee.. ameen.. . | summa Ameen Quote: | achay chaiwalay achee baatain karte hian haa. | aap achey nahi hain woh toh buss humaari suhbat ka thora sa sar hai jo achi baat ker le aapney ;collar uchkaaying; Quote: hansna mana hai kia bibi..? waisay u chashmattoo to nahee..
agar ho to thats cute, agar nahee to thats cute. aur agar aik aankh ka chashma hai to thats a pirate..! | mai toh waisey he cute;blush hoing; chashma mujhey kya cute dikhayga ;hehe; | | | | | Mar 31st, 2009, 02:43 am | #14 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | Quote: Originally Posted by dewdrops summa Ameen
aap achey nahi hain woh toh buss humaari suhbat ka thora sa sar hai jo achi baat ker le aapney ;collar uchkaaying;
mai toh waisey he cute;blush hoing; chashma mujhey kya cute dikhayga ;hehe; | oho bara credit le rahee hain janaab..? hain..? apnay aap ko hoor pari samajh rakha hai kia. ? ooh wait. pagal apnay aap ko kuch bhi samjhtay hain.. ok sahee hai.. **giving DD some marbels** yeh lo in se footbal khelo ja keh  | | | | | Mar 31st, 2009, 02:47 am | #15 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | oho bara credit le rahee hain janaab..? hain..? apnay aap ko hoor pari samajh rakha hai kia. ? ooh wait. pagal apnay aap ko kuch bhi samjhtay hain.. ok sahee hai. | sychi baat bilkul isi tarah karwi lagti hai ;hehe; tasalli deying; Quote: | **giving DD some marbels** yeh lo in se footbal khelo ja keh | ;taking & hiding it in pockets ; shukriya janaab meyrey collection mei izaafa kerney ke liye ;grin; | | | | | Mar 31st, 2009, 03:13 am | #16 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | Quote: Originally Posted by dewdrops sychi baat bilkul isi tarah karwi lagti hai ;hehe;
tasalli deying; | pagal bilkul aisee hi baatain karte hain.. Quote: ;taking & hiding it in pockets ;
shukriya janaab meyrey collection mei izaafa kerney ke liye ;grin; | 10 min baad dekhna.. jaha marbels rakhay hain waha sirf dhoouwan milay gaa.. phatay gay aur sab ko hia daingay..! | | | | | Mar 31st, 2009, 02:44 pm | #17 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | aapsey aisi harkatoon ke ummed hai ;honh; | | | | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes |  Linear Mode |  Posting Rules | You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts
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