ChaiWala

Oh man I literally cracked up at my work place..!!


Why we love children (Very Funny)


1.
A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil.
"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently.
"You did WHAT?!" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
"You know,"explained the boy, "I leaned over and went and said .. Pssst!' and it didn't move."


2.
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later..... "Da-ad...." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?"
"No, You had your chance. Lights out."
Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad....." "WHAT?" "I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??"
"I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to spank
you!!"
Five minutes later...... "Daaaa-aaaad....."
"WHAT!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?"


3.
An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him "How do you expect to get into Heaven?"
The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, 'For Heaven's sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!'"


4.
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her son into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his
voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"
The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room." A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: "The big sissy!"

5.
It was that time, during the Sunday morning service, for the children's sermon. All the children were invited to come forward. One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she sat down, the pastor leaned over
and said, "That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter Dress?"
The little girl replied, directly into the pastor's clip-on microphone, "Yes, and my Mom says it's a bitc* to iron."

6.
When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower.
She said, "Mommy, you are getting fat!"
I replied, "Yes, honey, remember Mommy has a baby
growing in her tummy."
"I know," she replied, but what's growing in your butt?"

7.
A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitc* is seven. Three plus six, that son of a ****** is nine...."
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"
The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom."
"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked. "Yes," he answered.
Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?"
The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."
The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitc* is four?"
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."

8.
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!"
The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?"
One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: 'Holy crap ! A talking chicken!'"
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.

9.
A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, "I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter." Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, "I'm Jane Sugarbrown." The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said, "Aren't you Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter?"
She replied, "I thought I was, but mother says I'm
not."

10.
A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?"
Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough."
The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, "If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?"





Aren't the kids cute..!

Blonde Baji

;muskuraying;
they are so innocent & cute !!!
;sigh; I wana be kid again ;sighs again;

ChaiWala

^ haan i wanna be a kid forever .. no tension.. only fun-shun..!


kuchi kuchi kooo..!!

dhobi_bhai

titnay tute dhokes hain.

Blonde Baji

biltul aapte talah ;hehe;

ChaiWala

may to thotha tha munna tha thidda tha bacha houn..

dhobi_bhai

Thaiwalay dhai, ab aap daldi shay hum dhonon tay liyey dalam dalam thai bana kal laayein.

ChaiWala

thaath may bithcuit bhi laounga..
madhay madhay lay kar thayaingay..

Blonde Baji

thothey bathey thai nae theetey

sara

We have all kids in this thread?lol

ChaiWala

ab hum ithnay bhi thothlay nahi hain dd, keh thai peenay keh bajayay thai "theetay" ..!!

tho aaph aphnay pharenths keh kids nahee tho.? :blink blink:

Blonde Baji

shayad aap barey hoo gaye ;bummer;

dhobi_bhai

Bithcuit tub laa lahey hain thaiwalay untle?

Blonde Baji

woh thaaley bithcuit laat tey me hi tha leytey hain ;bummer;

ChaiWala

may bala nahee huwa.. may to nanha tha thotha tha munna tha kaka houn.. :masoom shakal banaying:

"phreak beans" keh bithcuith thahee hai naa..? :blink blink:

tab bhook lagthi hai tho kuth tho khana palay ga naa..! ghandhi baththii, mele peh thak karthi ho..!?

Blonde Baji

lol !!!
ye phreak beans kaunsey biscuits hain ?!

ChaiWala

peak freans keh "phreak beans" is ko khao aur phreaky ho jao..!!

Blonde Baji

toh aap kyon khaa rahey hain !!! ;shocked;
pehley sey kum hain kya ;hehe;

ChaiWala

here are some more cute stuff kids say and do.....


A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'.
The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?'
The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'.


A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, 'I'm drawing God.'
The teacher paused and said, 'But no one knows what God looks like.'
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, 'They will in a minute.'


One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, 'Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?'
Her mother replied, 'Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.'
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, 'Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?'


The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
'Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, 'And there's the teacher, she's dead.'


A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, 'Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.'
'Yes,' the class said.
'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?'
A little fellow shouted,
'Cause your feet ain't empty.'


The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
'Take only ONE . God is watching.'
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, 'Take all you want. God is watching the apples.'