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Old Mar 24th, 2009, 07:04 pm   #1 (permalink)
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Read this completely ..!! no peeking..



A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they
got back the bride immediately called her mother.

"Well," said her mother, "how was the honeymoon?"

"Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So
romantic... " Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon
as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language.
Things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter
words! You've got to come get me and take me home... PLEASE MAMA!
"

"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what could
be so awful? WHAT 4-letter words?"

"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so
embarrassed-they're just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE !!!

"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset... Tell
your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"

Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, mama...words like: Dust,
Wash, Iron, Cook....

"I'll pick you up in ten minutes," said the mother
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Old Mar 24th, 2009, 07:25 pm   #2 (permalink)
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Old Mar 24th, 2009, 07:33 pm   #3 (permalink)
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You can't peak unless you have got your shoes back.

But @ the joke. New 'in the kitchen' bride, more like it.
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Old Mar 24th, 2009, 08:05 pm   #4 (permalink)
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hahaha.. i wonder what shoes have to do with it..!
oh wait.. :haha:

lol @ kitchen bride..!
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Old Mar 24th, 2009, 11:36 pm   #6 (permalink)
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