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Old Mar 19th, 2009, 11:48 pm   #1 (permalink)
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Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the seat of his pants, but it wouldn't light. He tried another. It wouldn't light. The third one finally lit. he lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.
another man watching all this asked him "What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?"
he replied ,"That's a good match. I'll use it again."
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Old Mar 20th, 2009, 03:34 am   #2 (permalink)
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He struck the first match on the seat of his pants


Looks like he was sitting on a toilet seat.
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Old Mar 20th, 2009, 02:02 pm   #3 (permalink)
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"..seat of his pants.."

ooh **song**

chingari chingari chingaaarriii
santa ko piyaari hai chingaari

lol @ dhobi_bhai.!
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Old Mar 20th, 2009, 02:37 pm   #4 (permalink)
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