this is very funny. ..!!
Wife to her hubby: Ajee aik baat kahoun? Maro gay to nahee naa..?
Hubby: Nahee par baat to batao..
Wife (darr darr keh): may pregnant houn..!
Hubby: *uchal keh naaching* aray yeh to bohot khushi ki baat hia.. is may marnay wali baat kia hai..?
Wife: is liye poocha tha keh jab college keh zamanay may pregnant hoyi thi to DAD nay bohot mara tha..!!