Give practical example of this principle

sara · Mar 17th, 2009, 08:26 pm

Math Teacher :
If a=b and b=c then a=c,
now give me the practical example of this principle from real life.

Student :
I love you sir
and you love your daughter
which means I love your daughter.

ChaiWala · Mar 17th, 2009, 08:32 pm

WAH..!!

Yehh student bara ho keh apnay mulak ka naam bohot roshan karay gaa..!! shaabaash.. humain aisay hi talent ki zaroorat hai..!

dhobi_bhai · Mar 18th, 2009, 02:12 am

Wrong.

That's only half the fun. What about the postulates of inequality. What about these?

if a < > b, then a + c < > b + c

if a < b and c > 0, then a * c < b * c
if a < b and c < 0, then a * c > b * c

if a and b are positive, and a + b = c, then c > a and c > b
if a and b are negative, and a + b = c, then c < a and c < b

if a < > b, then a - c < > b - c

if a < b and b < c, then a < c

You see, the possibilities are endless.

And don't even try and substitute the joke in any of these equations or it will not come out as you had intended.

sara · Mar 18th, 2009, 05:20 am

^ Joke ka satiyanaas hogaya

ChaiWala · Mar 18th, 2009, 02:14 pm

dhobi_bhai.. aap itnay parhay likhay hain... to phir dhobi ka kaam..?

kuch samajh nahee aayaa..

sara · Mar 18th, 2009, 02:17 pm

^ so true

dhobi_bhai · Mar 18th, 2009, 10:24 pm

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Originally Posted by ChaiWala

dhobi_bhai.. aap itnay parhay likhay hain... to phir dhobi ka kaam..?

kuch samajh nahee aayaa..

Azeezan-e-muhtaram ChaiWala Bhai, baaqi cheezein to "beech" mein sey nikal gayin aapkay, ab kiya kiya samjhaayein.

Blonde Baji · Mar 18th, 2009, 11:52 pm

Quote:

^ Joke ka satiyanaas hogaya

DB ka toh yahi kaam hai ;snooty;

Quote:

dhobi_bhai.. aap itnay parhay likhay hain... to phir dhobi ka kaam..?

you should have a satisfying career NOT a successful one ;hehe;

ChaiWala · Mar 19th, 2009, 01:51 pm

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Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai

Azeezan-e-muhtaram ChaiWala Bhai, baaqi cheezein to "beech" mein sey nikal gayin aapkay, ab kiya kiya samjhaayein.

haha... ab yaqeen ho gaya.. dhobi_bhai ki nazrain waqayee tez hain.. tabhi to unkeh haath say dhullay huway karproun may aik nuqta gard ka nazar nahee aata.. konay khudray may chupay mail ko bhi nikal laatay hain..

:salut:

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Originally Posted by dewdrops

DB ka toh yahi kaam hai ;snooty;
you should have a satisfying career NOT a successful one ;hehe;

ooh yaa.. upar Bhobi_Bhai ki shaan may kuch alfaz pesh kiyay hian.. parh li jiye :blink blink:

Blonde Baji · Mar 19th, 2009, 06:42 pm

parh liya !!!
uss smiley ke koe zaroorat nahi thee ;snooty;

ChaiWala · Mar 19th, 2009, 06:46 pm

to kon sa smiley chahiye..?

Blonde Baji · Mar 19th, 2009, 06:56 pm

;whispering;

got it !!!

ChaiWala · Mar 19th, 2009, 07:49 pm

ok.

samajh gaya..

Blonde Baji · Mar 19th, 2009, 09:52 pm

ishmarttty !!!!!

ChaiWala · Mar 20th, 2009, 02:08 pm

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Originally Posted by dewdrops

ishmarttty !!!!!

Thank you

dhobi_bhai · Mar 20th, 2009, 04:33 pm

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Originally Posted by ChaiWala

Thank you

Ab do (2) cup chai lay kar aayein.

sara · Mar 20th, 2009, 04:51 pm

mere liye bhi

Blonde Baji · Mar 20th, 2009, 05:47 pm

mee too !!!

ChaiWala · Mar 20th, 2009, 07:21 pm

lo ji
ticket katao.. line banao

ticket kaaataaao naal line banao.
ticket katao... line banao (linebanao)

kinnay kinnay peena ay chai garam
chalo fhir kaddo, dollar te dirham

kinnoun kis type di chah chahiye.?